I don’t even know how many pages I wrote yesterday, but I ended up frying my brain, unable to come up with a blog.
So I’m doing Stupid Witch Jokes instead.
Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: So, they would know which witch is which!
Q: How do witches tell time?
A: With a witch watch.
Q: What do you call two witches living together?
Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
A: Broom service.
Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
A: “There’s always broom for one more.”
Q: When do witches cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.
If you feel like it–vote for your fave witch joke!