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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
Cage Fight!

Brought you to you Slayer Entertainment (yeah, right Linc, like anyone believes that’s a REAL business), it’s a Cage Fight!

Featuring our returning cheater Champion, Gas Station Slayer (that guy has better lighting that I do!)

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And fresh from a battle, the Challenger, Taylor Kitsch!

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Okay, our challenger fresh from his last battle and ready to take on GSS…

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Okay witches, time to get to work judging the fight! Declare your choice for the winner! (Oh, and don’t be looking for Linc, I found a high stakes poker game that should keep his interest while we attend to business here.  No cheating this time!)

32 comments to “Cage Fight!”

  1. Jane
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 2:08 am · Link

    Taylor definitely wins. GSS is an amateur compared to Taylor.



  2. Cecile
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:05 am · Link

    Okay.. hands down… Taylor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What that man does to me, yumm-me!!! This should be an easy win for you Taylor, but I am sure some witches will not agree. It is okay… Everyone is entitled to their own… Just throw your powers his way… and he will crumble!

    Oh, yea…. Jen, about that high stakes poker game… A few of us witches are there… Don’t forget, I play Texas Hold’em very well, hee hee… I know I know… but Linc offered for me to watch him… I said, “WATCH, man please… move over.” And that is how that happened… ((Ladies, Linc wanted me to send out a Morse code that the betting has started… lol.. but I suck at Morse code, lol!!!))



  3. B.E. Sanderson
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:10 am · Link

    I think Taylor can finally take GSS down. He’s already got some battle skills, right? GSS just leans and looks hot. Sorry GSS, but your time is up.



  4. Dawn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 10:05 am · Link

    Ohohohoh, Taylor!!! Definitely Taylor! That man is just sooooo yummy :) GSS is going DOWN! Taylor’s gonna kick his @$$!

    Have to say I’m glad my power finally came back on. Our area lost power around 7:30 and it just finally came back about 10 mins ago. Yea! Just in time for me to cast my vote before bedtime. (Go, Taylor!)



  5. Erika
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 10:10 am · Link

    Go Taylor! Go Taylor! I think he can do it. I think he can beat GSS.

    It’s a shame that we had to look at two pictures of Taylor this morning. Really.

    Hey Cecile, I want in on that game. I can play Hold ‘Em, let me just get my wand….



  6. Val
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 10:15 am · Link

    Okay, now who is cheating. I thought these were “amateur” matches, and you go and throw a pro in the ring. Sigh. I guess I will just have to comfort GSS when he finally goes down. But hey, he had a pretty good win streak.

    Don’t know much about poker, but what the hey, don’t feel like working today. Be there in a jiffy witches.



  7. Cecile
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 10:25 am · Link

    Oh Erika, I think I know what kinda Hold’em you talking about, hee heee!!! I am good at both!
    But come’on girls… Val… grab your deck of cards and join us! I’m dealing, and Linc’s drinking!!! hee hee!!!



  8. Amanda
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 10:30 am · Link

    Now who is cheating Jen? Hmmm

    This is a hard decision for me. I love Taylor but I’m not sure how he’d do up against GSS. I think Taylor would have some tricks up his sleeve though and he’d come out victorious. Yes I said it Taylor would beat GSS. Just send GSS my way when all is said and done.

    Poker? Someone said poker? Can you deal me in?



  9. Dru
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 11:57 am · Link

    I like Taylor, hands down.



  10. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:02 pm · Link

    Oh come on! I went off to do the grocery shopping this morning and you witches hijack the poker game and Linc!

    Maybe I have some supplies in my groceries for a spell to put a stop to this witch-foolery…



  11. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:02 pm · Link

    Jane, YES!!! A vote for Taylor!



  12. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:05 pm · Link

    Cecile, thrilled with your vote on Taylor, but what have you done to Linc? I had a great game going to entice him and keep him busy!

    Morse code, LOLOL! You can invent sneaky shoes to get into the hunk lair, but can’t do morse code? Or maybe you don’t want to do it????



  13. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:07 pm · Link

    B.E., Taylor does look like he has some battle skills that will knock GSS right off that pump :-)



  14. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:08 pm · Link

    Dawn, amazing how your power came back on just in time to vote :-) Sorry it was out so long, that would make me cranky.

    GSS must be getting worried now!



  15. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:10 pm · Link

    Erika, I’m just impressed that you managed to look at both pictures–it shows your dedication!!!

    A poker game with wands? I don’t want to know!!!



  16. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:14 pm · Link

    Val, that’s what I’ve been saying, GSS is a cheater!

    Oh wait, you mean ME? I’m the cheater? Well, actually, I prefer to call it strategy :-)



  17. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:15 pm · Link

    Cecile, Linc is always drinking. And gambling. And…well never mind.

    I have to give him a bigger role in the next book to keep him busy.



  18. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:17 pm · Link

    Amanda, I’m just trying to put on a good fight (and bring down that cheater, GSS) :-)



  19. Jen Lyon
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:17 pm · Link

    Dru, yay!



  20. Cecile
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm · Link

    Hey… **hands up in the air** all I can is Linc is reallllllyyyyy fffffuuuunnnnnn!!!!!!! Hee hee!!!!

    Come on Jen, you know you want in on this game, lol!!!

    Go Taylor Go Taylor Go Taylor!!!!!



  21. Ashlynn Pearce
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 1:08 pm · Link

    *joins in chant* Go Taylor! Go Taylor!
    Yes, he is the winner! I love GSS but you can’t win forever. Can we say hot? Oh yeah!!

    Jen, there is no way you can keep your slayers busy enough where we won’t distract them. We are too clever. Especially with Cecile around! HA!



  22. Ban
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 2:40 pm · Link

    actually, I think YOU’VE got a thing for GSS Jen ’cause YOU keep bringing him back ;)
    I say after this match, he retires before he looses something vital to an ambitious competitor!



  23. Val
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 2:41 pm · Link

    Jen, lol, strategy. Well I must say it worked. Oh well, no one can win all the time. I’ll just have to go comfort GSS. I’m losing my pants at this poker game anyway. :)



  24. Erika
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 3:43 pm · Link

    Val, come back. You can have your pants, we were just kidding! :D



  25. Val
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 5:03 pm · Link

    Erika, go ahead keep the pants. I don’t need them to comfort GSS anyway. :)



  26. Jenn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 pm · Link

    Cecile, I want to have fun too! Stupid book, I’m stuck working!



  27. Jenn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:27 pm · Link

    Ashlynn, Taylor is way ahead! Yay!

    I’m afraid you’re right on not being able to keep the hunters too busy for you guys!



  28. Jenn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:29 pm · Link

    Ban, SNORT!!! I was actually grumbling to my oldest son about GSS who was then suggesting fighters he thought could beat the guy. That’s when I wondered if, umm, I might be a little too involved, LOL!

    But GSS is going down!



  29. Jenn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:30 pm · Link

    Val!!! Where are your pants? Sigh…I swear I’m going to have to do something about Linc!



  30. Jenn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 pm · Link

    Erika, LOLOL!!!



  31. Jenn
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      · February 2nd, 2010 at 9:31 pm · Link

    Val…now see I was blaming Linc and look at you rushing off (without your pants) to comfort GSS!



  32. Alicia
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      · February 3rd, 2010 at 9:24 pm · Link

    Going to have to go with Taylor this time…
    *waves at Linc* Hi handsome!!!