Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Let’s Pour the Appletinis!
Rest assured there was a thorough investigation into the charges of cheating by bringing in a professional. The panel of investigators ruled that a comic book character is fictional and therefore not professional. (The fact that it took me them six or seven appletinis to come up with that excuse is not relevant.)
And so Slayer Entertainment is proud to present, The New Cage Fighting Champion!
Raise your glasses in a toast to TAYLOR KITSCH!!!
And let’s give a hearty send off to our Outgoing Champion…
Gas Station Slayer!!! He lost the title but he still looks hot!
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Woohoo!!! yayayayayayay! I know some witches that will be very happy to console, soothe, stroke, pet GSS ego for him… and among other things, lmbo!!!
Oh oh baby… Taylor makes a nice addition to the Slayers… he is all sorts of yumminess!!!!
Appletini here I come!
And it is not cheating… GSS had his magic towel on his side the whole time and not to mention what he was hiding behind those jeans… hee hee!!
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Yeah! It’s nice to have a new champion. I knew he could do it. If GSS needs consoling I’ll be available until 11:00 today, then I have plans.
Happy Thursday witches.
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Okay, opening up a schedule book… Erika is **Cough cough** consoling GSS guy till 11. There is an opening after that… Who is next??? LMBO!
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Poor GSS he was in my arms all night upset about the loss.
I made sure he was ok though and will continue to comfort him today.
Congrats to the new winner, he deserves it. It will be interesting to see who might defeat him.
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Oooo Taylor!! He is awesomely yummy. So is GSS. He had his day in the sun, and I think he knows we all still wuv him. Such nice pics to look at. hehe
Cecile– I think lil black appt books are illegal! LOL not that I’m telling. *winks*
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Cecile, magic towel? That explains how he beat Motorcycle Slayer!
Appt book, LOLOL!!!
We must celebrate for the rest of the week with appleinis!
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Erika, that’s so generous of you
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Amanda, I’m GSS appreciated all your special comfort!
The pressure! I have no idea who could beat Taylor. Umm, do we need a slayer name for him?
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Ashlynn, I suspect GSS will milk this loss for more attention
Cecile probably got the book from Linc, sigh.
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Poor GSS. I’m glad there are so many people to console him.
I vote for Leather Jacket Slayer as Taylor’s new slayer name. As for who can beat LJS… Might I suggest Hugh Jackman?
I saw some pictures of him exercising on the beach… :swoon:
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Ashlynn… those lil black books are for numbers honey, hee hee… Not consoling appts!!! **oh yea, I am smiling cheesy now, lol**
And I knew that so many people would want to console GSS that I needed to take appointments for him and see I was not wrong! LOL!!!
And no…. I did not get this black book from Linc… although… speaking of Linc and books… Linc is in a black book of mine!
Yep, GSS whipped out that towel and stung Motor Slayer’s booty with it. That is why he won. That crap stings!!! LMBO! But that was his magic!
BE, so I see you found the stash of hot Hugh pictures! Told you Wolverine was a bad a$$ movie!
Leather Jacket Slayer… humm…
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Farewell, GSS. I think Taylor will be champion for a long time.
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B.E., yeah something tells me GSS will be fine!
Leather Jacket Slayer, that’s catchy.
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Cecile, Linc is in a LOT of black books…
Oh and yeah, I’m gonna have to find that stash of Hugh pics. I’m almost ready to come up from air on this book and have a life again!
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Jane, I think you’re right
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Gotta love People magazine. You know, Cecile, if that doctor’s waiting room hadn’t been full of people, I’d scan those Hugh pics in and shoot them over. :sigh:
LOL