I’ll be gone most or all of the day with a relative having some major surgery.  But just because I’m stuck in a hospital waiting room doesn’t mean you all shouldn’t have some fun!What do you think? Is he Wing Slayer Worthy?

From Coed Magazine, top ten things you do in your 20′s that you’ll regret in your 40′s

1) Not Spending More Time With Your Parents

2) Bad Credit

3) Smoking

4) Not Finishing School

5) Not Traveling (Enough)

6) Getting Married Too Young

7)  Choosing Your Best Friend’s Girlfriend Over Your Best Friend

Tattoos

9) Risque Internet Pics

10) Body Piercing Plugs

Every now and again, I think about #4, not finishing school. I don’t regret it a lot–I went back to school when the kids were small and was trying to decide what my passion was–and it was (and still is) writing.   Maybe a bit of #5, not traveling enough but I married and then we had kids. I don’t regret #6. marrying young. I married at 20, which seems insane now, but it all worked out.

And I just have to say, I don’t get plugs. See this genius with the star-shaped plug in his ear? Looks like mutilation to me! You can see through the star. That is a HOLE in his ear.Think he’s going to regret that in his 40′s?

Now in shape 20-something women with belly button rings look cute, so I get that.

But plugs?

Oh and choosing your best friend’s girlfriend over your friend–that’s just slimy! Massive Hunk Fail!

So do you have any regrets on this list?

We saw BOUNTY HUNTER on Friday night.  It was okay, I was amused in some places.  I didn’t think it was as good as THE PROPOSAL.

I’ve been starting books and putting then aside, and starting another one. Every once in a while I’ll go through this faze. Then I found an older book copyright 1987. It was in a pile my sister had given me. I read half way through it when the hero said:

“Damn it Clara! Grab the rope! You stupid bitch!”

And I was done. Immediately DNF (Did Not Finish).  When the hero says that to the heroine in a time of danger, I’m done.  Danger is when all pretense is stripped away and we see the Real Person.  I didn’t like the Real Person this hero turned out to be.  I knew then that I’d never like him. I’m hoping Clara grabs the freaking rope, wraps it around the hero’s neck and pulls tight.  But that could just be me.  We all have those personal buttons that trips our DNF switch.

And in other news, there has been a tiny crack in Wizard’s Anti-Dog Armor.  We actually went to the animal shelter on Saturday! We were there about 20 minutes, just looking.  As soon as we walked into the puppy/small dog section, Wizard said, “Jen! This isn’t fair!”  LOLOL!!! But this is just a first step, and Wizard could reinforce his Anti-Dog Armor at anytime. I’ll keep you up to date!

What about you guys? How was your weekend? What trips your DNF switch on reading?

Once again I have to cancel Hunk Fail Friday.  It seems some sneaky troll witch has hidden a camera in the Hunk Lair. These pictures were sent to me:

Hunks in training to be Wing Slayer Witch Hunters are being DISTRACTED from their training! Who is doing this? Come on, fess up! Which witches are contributing to this Hanky Panky????

TGIF Witches! Have a great weekend!

Resist this puppy?

Wizard can…darn his self control!

What do you think?

Is he Wing Slayer Worthy?

I admit it.

I’m a little obsessed with dragons right now.

I  made poor Wizard listen to my whole mythology I’m planning for Key’s book

And he even said it sounded good (What? I didn’t use magic to make him say that! He’s just a Smart Wizard!) And then I said, “Didn’t you ever want to ride on  a dragon when you were a little boy? To which he said…

“No, I wanted to find ride on a magic carpet.”

Then we got into a debate about which is cooler, a magic carpet or dragon. I’m positive a dragon is much more awesome than a lame magic carpet. I mean does a magic carpet breathe fire?

What do you think?