Jennifer Lyon


Thursday, August 11th, 2011
Joke: 5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship

I got this joke in my email the other day–it cracked me up! Hope it amuses you too.

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP:

1. It’s important to be with someone who helps at home, cooks, cleans and/or has a job.

2. It’s important to be with someone who can make you laugh.

3. It’s important to be with someone you can trust and who would never lie.

4. It’s important to be with someone who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. It’s absolutely vital that these four people don’t know each other.

11 comments to “Joke: 5 Secrets Of A Perfect Relationship”

  1. B.E Sanderson
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 6:22 am · Link

    Heh. Cute.

    =o)



  2. Shiloh
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 6:37 am · Link

    LOL I like that!



  3. zoe
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 8:17 am · Link

    Lol great i like it,im guessing it was a guy that wrote the joke though



  4. Silver James
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 10:01 am · Link

    Good thing I know you, witch! I put down my coffee and swallowed before I starting reading. I LOL’d. And gigglesnorted, thereby scaring the fuzzy critters. Best way to start the day!



  5. Jen Lyon
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 10:08 am · Link

    B.E., :-)



  6. Jen Lyon
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 10:08 am · Link

    Shiloh, glad you liked it!



  7. Jen Lyon
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 10:08 am · Link

    Zoe, good point :-)



  8. Jen Lyon
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 10:10 am · Link

    Silver, LOL! Blame Kate, she sent it to me :-) Hope the fuzzy critters have recovered!



  9. Viki S.
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 11:42 am · Link

    Love it!



  10. ban
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 1:59 pm · Link

    *chuckle* :D



  11. Jenn
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      · August 11th, 2011 at 5:56 pm · Link

    Viki and Ban, glad you enjoyed it!







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