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Friday, September 3rd, 2010
Hunk Fail!

TGIF!!! It’s Hunk Fail Friday!

Believe it or not, this guy considers himself Calendar Material.  See for yourself!

So would you let him on YOUR calendar?

Monday is Labor Day (in the U.S.) so I won’t be  be back until Tuesday.  Hope you all have a Five-Appletini Weekend!

Friday, August 27th, 2010
Hunk Fail Therapy

Okay, it’s been a really tough week over here.

How tough you ask?

Tough enough to possibly, maybe, make me a tad cranky. For example, when I look at this  guy:

I think he’s a HUNK FAIL.

Why?

Because he bugs me.  Just looking at him irritates me. “OH look at me, I’m so strong I can tear a phone book in half.”

Yeah, there’s a useful skill. How about unloading the dishwasher,  now that’s an impressive skill! Tearing a phone book…useless showoff, if you ask me. Have I ever asked Wizard, “Hey can you tear this phone book for me?” No.  Not once.  I’ve asked Wizard for a puppy but…never mind.

So what was I talking about?

Right, this guy. Stupid. That’s what I think. And seriously…a cigar? Don’t even get me started…

Wow, hey, you know what? I feel better!!! You guys always make me feel better, and this is like Hunk Fail Therapy!

So what about you all? Do you think he’s a hunk fail or am I just mean?

Have a great weekend!

Friday, August 20th, 2010
Hunk Fail and More!

I’m back! My son helped me clean off the stubborn and infuriating  McAfee and install other anti-virus software. Let me just say that having a son who works for Best Buy and with the Geek Squad totally rocks! Once that was done, we were running more scans and checking things.

For the record, McAfee worked fine until it was due to expire and somehow froze. I wasn’t actually mad about that. Stuff happens. It’s the customer service and tech support, or lack of it that would leave me on hold for an hour, then when I did get a live person, suddenly disconnect me, that was frustrating me. I just couldn’t get help.

So that’s done and I’m one happy witch!

Except I’m still doing revisions. It’s going okay, just not fast enough!

Now under the category of “old business” Linc thought I should mention the winner of The Clean vs Dirty Naked Slayer. And the winner is:

CLEAN NAKED SLAYER! Kudos to cleanliness, LOLOL!!!

And now, let’s see what you all think about this guy:

Is it just me or does anyone else think this guy is trying too hard?

TGIF Witches! Have a great weekend!

Friday, August 6th, 2010
Hunk Fail

It’s Friday! Time to pour the appletinis and party!

This guy would like an invitation to our party:

I’m thinking he didn’t get the memo on the dress code:  Either wear hot muscles or clothes!  And what’s with the headband?

Have a great weekend!

Edited to add: Go see Cecile’s review of REDEEMING THE WIZARD from THE BEAST WITHIN Anthology!

Friday, July 9th, 2010
Weekend Hunks!

I’m too lazy tired to do an actual Hunk Fail.  But these guys want to hang out with us on our weekend.

Any takers?

Have a great weekend!

Friday, July 2nd, 2010
Hunk Fail

Uh oh…

Okay Key (Kieran DeMicca, the artistic Wing Slayer Witch Hunter) rarely gets pissed, but Jon Gosselin  getting a dragon tattoo on his back so he can be as cool as Key…

Yeah, Key is pissed.

Phoenix is laughing his ass off.

For the record, Key’s tat is on his chest and it’s an awesome tattoo that all the women beg to see.

This one…well you decide…is Jon Gosselin in this tattoo Hot or Fail?

I hope everyone has a great weekend and a safe but fun Fourth of July! I won’t be back until Tuesday.  Monday is a pool party with the kids and Bailey Dog.  The boys are trying to coax Bailey in the pool…I let you know how that goes!

Friday, June 18th, 2010
Hunk…What?

As in…what?

Okay before we get to the hung fail, let me just ask–anyone else in dire need of an Appeltini and Hunk Weekend?

Now back to these two…

What are these two doing? Any ideas?

Have a great weekend!

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