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Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Blind Date Witch

 

The prize for this week is the peace, hope and serenity bracelet. As usual, I’ll randomly draw a name from this week’s comments and announce the winner on the weekend.

 

You know you’re on a blind date with a witch if:

 

1) There’s a broom parked outside the restaurant.

 

buddies2) She turns the waiter into a frog when he asks her if Diet Pepsi is okay instead of Diet Coke.

 

3) If she insists her black cat come along and have dinner with you.

 

4) If she pulls out a bubbling cauldron and asks for one of your hairs for a little spell she’s working on.

 

5) If, while she’s talking, you answer your cell phone and it turns into a snake.

 

That’s just to get us started. What can you all come up with?

Monday, February 2nd, 2009
What’s Your Kryptonite?

The prize for this week is the peace, hope and serenity bracelet. As usual, I’ll randomly draw a name from this week’s comments and announce the winner on the weekend.

  

First, let’s talk about the grand prize necklace. It’s a custom-made piece and I’m dying to see it! But I checked on the status and they said it should ship in the next week or so. Can’t wait!

 

Now onto kryptonite. One day my husband and I were talking about how I get sick when I go under anesthesia, or sometimes from pain medication. He was commenting how I don’t generally have a weak stomach, so it’s odd. Then he said, “It’s like your kryptonite.”

 

LOL! I thought that was pretty funny.

 

In most paranormal worlds, there’s a form of kryptonite. For instance, vampires usually can’t go in the sun. In the world of my witches, their kryptonite is witch karma—any intended harm done with their powers will come back on them three times. So if they use their powers to cut someone, they will be cut three times worse.

 

This makes it pretty darn hard to defend themselves. And that’s why they need the hot and hunky Wing Slayers Hunters! But it also forces the witches to be smarter than their enemies. They can do magic, they just can’t inflict intentional harm.

 

So, my kryptonite is anesthesia.

The witch’s kryptonite is witch karma.

 

What’s yours? And hey, if you can’t think of one, make it up!

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