Jennifer Lyon

Friday, April 16th, 2010
Hunk Fail!

Holy Time Keepers, it’s Friday! Again! And my deadline is barreling down on me like an avalanche. Two months!

I need a paper bag! Or maybe a cauldron of appletinis!

Or maybe this:

Dear Jen Lyon,

I understand that there is a dangerous motorcycle-stunt in your book NIGHT MAGIC to be released April 2011. See how I do my research? Anyway,  I know how much you witches love your Wing Slayer Hunters, so to keep Phoenix safe during this dangerous stunt, I’d like to apply for the position as Phoenix’s Stunt Double. Please see the enclosed picture.

Thank you,

Wild Bill Wannabe

Hunk fail, dude on bike Florida100

I swear, I can’t make this stuff up (cough-liar-cough)!  So what do you think witches? Pass or Fail?

Have a great weekend!

29 comments to “Hunk Fail!”

  1. Dawn
    April 16th, 2010 at 5:40 am · Link

    Oh, no way in hell can THAT be my Phoenix’s stunt double!!! EWWWWWWW! Not that Phoenix needs a stunt double, but if he did, his double would have to be waaayyyy hot. This guy is just…NOT!

    Okay, I’m off to the lair. Ohh, sounds like Phoenix already heard about Mr. Loser trying to take his place. The smart-@$$ comments coming out of his mouth are hillarious! Come on, Phoenix, forget about the loser. We have better things to do today :D

  2. B.E. Sanderson
    April 16th, 2010 at 6:36 am · Link

    I think I dated him once – during my low-self-esteem days. :shudder: Definite FAIL.

  3. Silver James
    April 16th, 2010 at 7:37 am · Link

    OMG! Manboobs for the FAIL!

    Dawn, we may have to do CPR and/or mouth-to-mouth on Phoenix if he doesn’t quit laughing so hard!

  4. Dawn
    April 16th, 2010 at 7:48 am · Link

    Silver, already got the mouth-to-mouth covered with Phoenix :) And I have a better method of keeping his heart pumping that CPR *evil grin*

  5. Val
    April 16th, 2010 at 8:33 am · Link

    Is that a shower cap on his head? Ewww, and Manboobs, blech. Yep big time fail.

    Havn’t been to the lair in awhile so I’m just going to go see what trouble I can stir up. :)

  6. Erika
    April 16th, 2010 at 10:06 am · Link

    Is that my Grandpa? UGH! This is embarrassing. I told him it would never fly, but some peoples parents. *sigh* What’s a girl to do??

    Val ~ wait for me!

  7. Ashlynn Pearce
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:11 am · Link

    Um, Erika. Tell your grandpa to put some clothes on. He’s scaring the WS. hahah

    Dawn, you naughty, naughty girl! LOL Now where is Linc? I have a box of cards and a bottle of wine! *smiles sweetly*

  8. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:29 am · Link

    Dawn, this guy really thought he had the right stuff, LOL! And like you said, Phoenix does not need a stunt double!

    I’m going to try to work and ignore the lair :-) Of course, it’d help if I had some hunters to work with!

  9. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:30 am · Link

    B.E., that made me snort coffee!!!

  10. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:33 am · Link

    Silver, yeah, like Dawn needs an excuse to do CPR with Phoenix :-)

    Hope you’re recovering from the contest spread sheets!

  11. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:34 am · Link

    Val, I think you’ll be in good company in the lair…a lot of troublemakers in there!

  12. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:36 am · Link

    Erika, oh no! That’s your grandpa? If he’d told me that, I’d have done some photoshop magic :-)

  13. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 11:37 am · Link

    Ashlynn, I don’t want to know what Dawn’s doing! Or you!

    I want to remain blissfully innocent!

  14. ban
    April 16th, 2010 at 12:59 pm · Link

    OOOO yummy, I’ll take him …!!! not.

  15. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 1:02 pm · Link

    Ban…ROFL!!! I think my eyes bugged out of my head! Then I saw the “not”

  16. Silver James
    April 16th, 2010 at 1:03 pm · Link

    *GRINS HUGELY* I’m just here to let ya’ll know that our resident witch ROCKS! Just sayin’. Jen, the appletinis are on me!

  17. Ashlynn Pearce
    April 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm · Link

    Yes, Jen seriously rocks!!! *cheers*

  18. Cecile
    April 16th, 2010 at 2:28 pm · Link

    OMG… I think I would preferred to be buried alive until a pile of income taxes than face that.. OMG…. If I have to tell you fail, lmbo…

    Erika, that is your grandpa!! OMG girl… I was going to say that was my Uncle Joe twice removed on my dad’s side’s brothers family!!!! LMBO!!!! You know what happens at family reunions, lol.. should stay there.. well he did not!! LMBO!

    Happy Friday Witches!! Happy Income Tax Season Over Witches!!! Play time!!!!!!!!! Yayayaya!!!
    Jenn you said Appletini’s!!!!!!!!!! I am alll there honey!

  19. Maureen Child
    April 16th, 2010 at 2:35 pm · Link


    Okay, that was just horrifying!!

    HUGE CONGRATS TO JEN!! National Reader’s Choice Award finalist!!


  20. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 2:58 pm · Link

    Silver, thanks! It was great to talk to you on the phone. I should probably also thank you for the reminders to enter :-)

    I’m really excited to be a finalist In the Readers’ National Choice Awards!

  21. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 2:59 pm · Link

    Ashlynn–aww thanks! Now ask Silver how disjointed and scattered I was on the phone :-)

  22. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 2:59 pm · Link

    Cecile, you survived another year and now tax season is over! YAY! That calls for appletinis!

  23. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 3:00 pm · Link

    Maureen, sorry about your eyes :-)

    Thanks for the congrats, and for your help waayyy back when I was pitching this book/series!

  24. Silver James
    April 16th, 2010 at 3:13 pm · Link

    Disjointed? We spent HOW long on the phone? LOLOL! I should have called using my cell. Free minutes. *gigglesnort*

    In all seriousness, I was totally excited to be the one to call and tell you. I think I was Snoopy dancing at least as much. I hope the Wizard enjoys his BBQ tonight!

  25. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 3:23 pm · Link

    Silver, I owe you dinner anyway so we’ll add in a drink to cover the phone bill :-)

    I was so excited it was you that called!

    Wizard’s happy about BBQ and even happier that I willingly went out to lunch.

  26. angelica
    April 16th, 2010 at 4:16 pm · Link

    WOW and i thot my family was ebarrising!!! does any1 no a spell 2 erease my memory of that lol. P.S where can i get an appletini since ive never had 1? OOOOO and congrats jen!!!!!

  27. Dawn
    April 16th, 2010 at 6:43 pm · Link

    Jen, congrats, witch!! That’s sooooo awesome. Hope you win :)

    Angelica, sorry, no memory spells. Maybe you can persuade one of the WS to erase your memory for you. Just as long as you stay away from Phoenix. I’d hate to have to hex you ;)

  28. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 8:21 pm · Link

    Angelica, I could use that memory eraser spell too! And an appletini!

    Thank so much for the congrats!

  29. Jen Lyon
    April 16th, 2010 at 8:22 pm · Link

    Dawn, thanks! Right now, I’m just happy to be a finalist…and get to talk to Silver on the phone :-)

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