Holy Time Keepers, it’s Friday! Again! And my deadline is barreling down on me like an avalanche. Two months!
I need a paper bag! Or maybe a cauldron of appletinis!
Or maybe this:
Dear Jen Lyon,
I understand that there is a dangerous motorcycle-stunt in your book NIGHT MAGIC to be released April 2011. See how I do my research? Anyway, I know how much you witches love your Wing Slayer Hunters, so to keep Phoenix safe during this dangerous stunt, I’d like to apply for the position as Phoenix’s Stunt Double. Please see the enclosed picture.
Thank you,
Wild Bill Wannabe
I swear, I can’t make this stuff up (cough-liar-cough)! So what do you think witches? Pass or Fail?
Have a great weekend!
April 16th, 2010 at 5:40 am · Link
Oh, no way in hell can THAT be my Phoenix’s stunt double!!! EWWWWWWW! Not that Phoenix needs a stunt double, but if he did, his double would have to be waaayyyy hot. This guy is just…NOT!
Okay, I’m off to the lair. Ohh, sounds like Phoenix already heard about Mr. Loser trying to take his place. The smart-@$$ comments coming out of his mouth are hillarious! Come on, Phoenix, forget about the loser. We have better things to do today![:D](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif)
April 16th, 2010 at 6:36 am · Link
I think I dated him once – during my low-self-esteem days. :shudder: Definite FAIL.
April 16th, 2010 at 7:37 am · Link
OMG! Manboobs for the FAIL!
Dawn, we may have to do CPR and/or mouth-to-mouth on Phoenix if he doesn’t quit laughing so hard!
April 16th, 2010 at 7:48 am · Link
Silver, already got the mouth-to-mouth covered with Phoenix
And I have a better method of keeping his heart pumping that CPR *evil grin*
April 16th, 2010 at 8:33 am · Link
Is that a shower cap on his head? Ewww, and Manboobs, blech. Yep big time fail.
Havn’t been to the lair in awhile so I’m just going to go see what trouble I can stir up.![:)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
April 16th, 2010 at 10:06 am · Link
Is that my Grandpa? UGH! This is embarrassing. I told him it would never fly, but some peoples parents. *sigh* What’s a girl to do??
Val ~ wait for me!
April 16th, 2010 at 11:11 am · Link
Um, Erika. Tell your grandpa to put some clothes on. He’s scaring the WS. hahah
Dawn, you naughty, naughty girl! LOL Now where is Linc? I have a box of cards and a bottle of wine! *smiles sweetly*
April 16th, 2010 at 11:29 am · Link
Dawn, this guy really thought he had the right stuff, LOL! And like you said, Phoenix does not need a stunt double!
I’m going to try to work and ignore the lair
Of course, it’d help if I had some hunters to work with!
April 16th, 2010 at 11:30 am · Link
B.E., that made me snort coffee!!!
April 16th, 2010 at 11:33 am · Link
Silver, yeah, like Dawn needs an excuse to do CPR with Phoenix
Hope you’re recovering from the contest spread sheets!
April 16th, 2010 at 11:34 am · Link
Val, I think you’ll be in good company in the lair…a lot of troublemakers in there!
April 16th, 2010 at 11:36 am · Link
Erika, oh no! That’s your grandpa? If he’d told me that, I’d have done some photoshop magic![:-)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
April 16th, 2010 at 11:37 am · Link
Ashlynn, I don’t want to know what Dawn’s doing! Or you!
I want to remain blissfully innocent!
April 16th, 2010 at 12:59 pm · Link
OOOO yummy, I’ll take him …!!! not.
April 16th, 2010 at 1:02 pm · Link
Ban…ROFL!!! I think my eyes bugged out of my head! Then I saw the “not”
April 16th, 2010 at 1:03 pm · Link
*GRINS HUGELY* I’m just here to let ya’ll know that our resident witch ROCKS! Just sayin’. Jen, the appletinis are on me!
April 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm · Link
Yes, Jen seriously rocks!!! *cheers*
April 16th, 2010 at 2:28 pm · Link
OMG… I think I would preferred to be buried alive until a pile of income taxes than face that.. OMG…. If I have to tell you fail, lmbo…
Erika, that is your grandpa!! OMG girl… I was going to say that was my Uncle Joe twice removed on my dad’s side’s brothers family!!!! LMBO!!!! You know what happens at family reunions, lol.. should stay there.. well he did not!! LMBO!
Happy Friday Witches!! Happy Income Tax Season Over Witches!!! Play time!!!!!!!!! Yayayaya!!!
Jenn you said Appletini’s!!!!!!!!!! I am alll there honey!
April 16th, 2010 at 2:35 pm · Link
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Okay, that was just horrifying!!
HUGE CONGRATS TO JEN!! National Reader’s Choice Award finalist!!
WOOT!
April 16th, 2010 at 2:58 pm · Link
Silver, thanks! It was great to talk to you on the phone. I should probably also thank you for the reminders to enter
I’m really excited to be a finalist In the Readers’ National Choice Awards!
April 16th, 2010 at 2:59 pm · Link
Ashlynn–aww thanks! Now ask Silver how disjointed and scattered I was on the phone![:-)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
April 16th, 2010 at 2:59 pm · Link
Cecile, you survived another year and now tax season is over! YAY! That calls for appletinis!
April 16th, 2010 at 3:00 pm · Link
Maureen, sorry about your eyes![:-)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
Thanks for the congrats, and for your help waayyy back when I was pitching this book/series!
April 16th, 2010 at 3:13 pm · Link
Disjointed? We spent HOW long on the phone? LOLOL! I should have called using my cell. Free minutes. *gigglesnort*
In all seriousness, I was totally excited to be the one to call and tell you. I think I was Snoopy dancing at least as much. I hope the Wizard enjoys his BBQ tonight!
April 16th, 2010 at 3:23 pm · Link
Silver, I owe you dinner anyway so we’ll add in a drink to cover the phone bill
I was so excited it was you that called!
Wizard’s happy about BBQ and even happier that I willingly went out to lunch.
April 16th, 2010 at 4:16 pm · Link
WOW and i thot my family was ebarrising!!! does any1 no a spell 2 erease my memory of that lol. P.S where can i get an appletini since ive never had 1? OOOOO and congrats jen!!!!!
April 16th, 2010 at 6:43 pm · Link
Jen, congrats, witch!! That’s sooooo awesome. Hope you win![:)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)
Angelica, sorry, no memory spells. Maybe you can persuade one of the WS to erase your memory for you. Just as long as you stay away from Phoenix. I’d hate to have to hex you![;)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
April 16th, 2010 at 8:21 pm · Link
Angelica, I could use that memory eraser spell too! And an appletini!
Thank so much for the congrats!
April 16th, 2010 at 8:22 pm · Link
Dawn, thanks! Right now, I’m just happy to be a finalist…and get to talk to Silver on the phone![:-)](https://jenniferlyonbooks.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif)