So…Wizard and I saw Fifty Shade of Grey. I’m not going to give my opinion again because I’ve said it in a few places, and who really cares what I think? I just support writers hitting mega success. But I know you all care what Wizard thinks, right? No worries I asked him for you!
We’ll just skip over his opinion of Dakota Johnson because I think you all can guess that 
I mean come on, hot, cute naked girl? Last time I checked, Wizard had red blood laced with testosterone running in his veins.
So I asked Wizard, “What did you think of Christian Grey in the movie?” I SWEAR I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP.
He looked at me and said, “I’m Batman.”
Only he said it like this audio clip:
Okay, now I’ve heard a ton of commentary abut Fifty Shades but this is new. Confused, I’m asked the obvious, “WHAT????”
Wizard explained, “That Christian guy just kept showing up out of nowhere rescuing Ana. Every time I was waiting for him to say, “I’m Batman.”
I laughed so hard. Where the heck does he come up with this stuff? BATMAN??? Now all I can hear is “I’m Batman” over and over and I laughed the rest of the day. Every time Wizard walked by me, I was like, “Say it again!”
So that is Wizard’s rather unique commentary on Fifty Shades of Grey.
And now, of course, Batman is on my mind, which naturally makes me think of Christian Bale. So guess who is our hunk candidate today?
What do you think, is he worthy?
February 18th, 2015 at 3:38 am · Link
Wizard is a hoot
February 18th, 2015 at 3:39 am · Link
Lost it again
February 18th, 2015 at 8:10 am · Link
Cackles Love it! How I’d like to meet Wiz. I swear he has the same wicked sense of humor my Hubs does. I love it! haha
And ya know, the Batman reference makes sense. Except, around here our saying is “I am THE Batman” — then the whole family argues over which one of us really is THE batman. (like one of us is truly the batman ha)
Bale is always worthy. Just sayin’
February 18th, 2015 at 9:52 am · Link
:gigglesnort: Wizard is awesome. I’m not inclined to see the movie, but now if I did, I’d hear “I’m Batman” throughout it. Which could only make it better, right?
Yeah, Bale’s worthy. I liked him better in Reign of Fire, though. My brain’s still stuck on Michael Keaton as Batman or even Val Kilmer. (Ah, Val before he got gross.)
And we always care what you think, Jenn.
February 18th, 2015 at 11:25 am · Link
You should have put a liquids alert on this post…or I should know y’all by now! Yes. I splorted coffee out my nose. Didn’t see the movie, won’t see the movie, but I love Wiz’s take on the movie. LOLOL
Bale? Depends. Sometimes his hot, sometimes he’s not. But… “I’m Batman”….*BWAHAHAHAHAHA*
February 18th, 2015 at 12:00 pm · Link
LOL – he is too funny! Tell him he needs to start a blog review where he tells us his honest opinion of books and movies!!!
February 18th, 2015 at 12:12 pm · Link
Viki, sometimes Wizard totally catches me by surprise like that that
I’m sorry you’re still losing your posts (I think that’s what you meant). That’s so frustrating.
February 18th, 2015 at 12:16 pm · Link
Ashlynn, LOL on The Batman! So you must also be billionaires, yes?
February 18th, 2015 at 12:18 pm · Link
B.e., probably wise not to see the movie. Save it for Batman, LOL!
I picked the first Bale pic I found–I’ll have to look for a Reign of Fire one when I surface into real life again.
February 18th, 2015 at 12:20 pm · Link
Silver, that was how I felt all day! I laughed despite my book craziness. Wizard truly has his moments
February 18th, 2015 at 12:22 pm · Link
Niki, LOLOL! Not sure the world is ready for Wizard’s Reviews
But he’ll love that you suggested it!
February 18th, 2015 at 8:03 pm · Link
Oh my goodness. I didn’t even recognize Mr. Bale. How did that happen??
I’m not going to see 50 shades, but I would love for anything I published to get as much attention as her books have. Good, bad, it’s all advertising
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February 18th, 2015 at 10:17 pm · Link
Erika, I’m with you on getting the attention for all of us who publish
Probably a wise decision on the movie too.