My desk chair keeps sinking.
I keep fixing it, and “locking” it into place.
An hour later, I suddenly realize I’ve sunk again.
Do you think Wizard is doing this? Or is this the Universe telling me I need to lose more weight?
Oh wait, I know–my latte maker put the chair up to this. I scolded my latte maker into working again (Told you, Wizard–yelling at appliances does too work!) And the latte maker talked my chair playing this maddening little game with me.
Any ideas how to make my chair behave?