Yesterday was…well…let’s see:
I got up and found a rat in the pool. With the long tail. UGH!!!
I couldn’t deal with the rat, so I went to the gym and just narrowly avoided an accident with clueless driver.
I came home and had to deal with the rat UGH! So disgusting and the tail! When the kids were little, there was a school rat named Sunny. A cute little white rat. She liked to steal pencils. I liked her enough to let the kids bring her home over Christmas break. I even put her on my shoulder and walked around with her. But a big black rat in my pool is disgusting and EWWW!!! But I took care of it because I didn’t want Wizard to have to deal with it when he got home after working all day.
(You so owe me Wizard!!!)
Then I realized that I had thrown away a $20.00 coupon two days ago. So…I got to dig through the trash to find it. Evidently, $20.00 is the price to get me to dig through the trash. I’m not proud of it, but I have the coupon and plan to use it to buy another pair of jeans. (Don’t even think of touching my coupon, Wizard!!!)
Then I took a shower and decided to make myself a latter. But my latte maker refused the steam the milk. I may have yelled at the machine.
I think it flipped me off, but I can’t prove it. (Yes Wizard, I was talking to the appliances again, what’s your point?)
And that was only 11:00 A.M. I swear I don’t make this stuff up. The good news is that I think I survived the day. The bad news is that I didn’t get much time to work.
Now it’s your turn! Anything you want share (0r confess) about your last ridiculously bad day?