So I Posted Mean Man Jokes!
1) How do men define a “50/50” relationship?
We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
2) How do men exercise on the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
3) How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
4) )How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he’s concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
5) How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE……He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
6) What’s the best way to force a man to do sit-ups?
Put the remote control between his toes.
7) Why did God create man before woman?
Because you’re always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
8 ) Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.