Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Blind Date Witch
The prize for this week is the peace, hope and serenity bracelet. As usual, I’ll randomly draw a name from this week’s comments and announce the winner on the weekend.
You know you’re on a blind date with a witch if:
1) There’s a broom parked outside the restaurant.
2) She turns the waiter into a frog when he asks her if Diet Pepsi is okay instead of Diet Coke.
3) If she insists her black cat come along and have dinner with you.
4) If she pulls out a bubbling cauldron and asks for one of your hairs for a little spell she’s working on.
5) If, while she’s talking, you answer your cell phone and it turns into a snake.
That’s just to get us started. What can you all come up with?
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 am · Link
If you see a pointed black hat in the coat check-in closet.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am · Link
If she is wearing a designer witch outfit which reflects her spells.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am · Link
Dru, that pointy hat is always a dead give-away!
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 am · Link
Ruth, LOL! That would be a tip off!
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:14 pm · Link
She asks if you have a friend for her broom-mate.
If she’s an Australian witch, she’d arrive on a broomarang.
You ask what her favorite TV show is and she replies, “Lives of the Witch and Famous.”
If you get lucky and a hotel room, she orders broom service.
February 3rd, 2009 at 1:31 pm · Link
Silver, broomarang, LOL!! That one’s priceles! How do you come up with these?
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm · Link
LMAO! I love number 5. And, Silver, yours are very clever and gave me great big belly laughs!
You tell her you want to go Dutch and she zaps you to Holland.
Guy: Come home with me, Baby
You’re ripe for the pickin’!
Witch: Don’t mess with me buddy,
I’m fast and I’m WICCAN!!
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm · Link
If she is carring a voodoo doll in her purse.
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm · Link
LMAO, Mel K. on the Wiccan rhyme! Jen, I’m…warped. What can I say? Oh, and my daughter was almost a Halloween witch (born on the 30th) so witch jokes have become a family tradition.
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm · Link
MelK, too true! Never tell a witch you want to go Dutch, she might take you literally! The Wiccan Rhyme is a winner!
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm · Link
Quilt Lady, excellent advice–never trust anyone with a voodoo dill in their purse!
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm · Link
Silver, you are our very own warped witch
Your daughter just barely escaped the Halloween Birthday!
February 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm · Link
Just wait. I have more up my sleeve when the time (and subject of the post) is right. *bwahaha*
February 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm · Link
You guys are hilarious. My creative brain is either on the fritz or maybe was never there so I can’t think of anything clever….will continue to ponder…
February 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 pm · Link
Silver, you’re scaring me
February 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 pm · Link
Lauren, your creativity is on the fritz? I’m sure we can come up wiht a spell to fix that! (Personally I recommend apple martinis, I find they help me with my–hiccup–creativity.) In the meantime, ponder away!
February 4th, 2009 at 8:29 am · Link
If she keeps waving a baton around even when there is no orchestra or any music.
February 4th, 2009 at 12:00 pm · Link
Carol, that would be a little suspicious, wouldn’t it?