Jennifer Lyon

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009
Blind Date Witch


The prize for this week is the peace, hope and serenity bracelet. As usual, I’ll randomly draw a name from this week’s comments and announce the winner on the weekend.


You know you’re on a blind date with a witch if:


1) There’s a broom parked outside the restaurant.


buddies2) She turns the waiter into a frog when he asks her if Diet Pepsi is okay instead of Diet Coke.


3) If she insists her black cat come along and have dinner with you.


4) If she pulls out a bubbling cauldron and asks for one of your hairs for a little spell she’s working on.


5) If, while she’s talking, you answer your cell phone and it turns into a snake.


That’s just to get us started. What can you all come up with?

18 comments to “Blind Date Witch”

  1. Dru
    February 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 am · Link

    If you see a pointed black hat in the coat check-in closet.

  2. ruth
    February 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am · Link

    If she is wearing a designer witch outfit which reflects her spells.

  3. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 11:41 am · Link

    Dru, that pointy hat is always a dead give-away!

  4. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 am · Link

    Ruth, LOL! That would be a tip off!

  5. Silver
    February 3rd, 2009 at 12:14 pm · Link

    She asks if you have a friend for her broom-mate.

    If she’s an Australian witch, she’d arrive on a broomarang.

    You ask what her favorite TV show is and she replies, “Lives of the Witch and Famous.”

    If you get lucky and a hotel room, she orders broom service.

  6. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 1:31 pm · Link

    Silver, broomarang, LOL!! That one’s priceles! How do you come up with these?

  7. Mel K.
    February 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm · Link

    LMAO! I love number 5. And, Silver, yours are very clever and gave me great big belly laughs!

    You tell her you want to go Dutch and she zaps you to Holland.

    Guy: Come home with me, Baby
    You’re ripe for the pickin’!
    Witch: Don’t mess with me buddy,
    I’m fast and I’m WICCAN!!

  8. Quilt Lady
    February 3rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm · Link

    If she is carring a voodoo doll in her purse.

  9. Silver
    February 3rd, 2009 at 3:40 pm · Link

    LMAO, Mel K. on the Wiccan rhyme! Jen, I’m…warped. What can I say? Oh, and my daughter was almost a Halloween witch (born on the 30th) so witch jokes have become a family tradition.

  10. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 3:46 pm · Link

    MelK, too true! Never tell a witch you want to go Dutch, she might take you literally! The Wiccan Rhyme is a winner!

  11. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm · Link

    Quilt Lady, excellent advice–never trust anyone with a voodoo dill in their purse!

  12. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 3:48 pm · Link

    Silver, you are our very own warped witch :-) Your daughter just barely escaped the Halloween Birthday!

  13. Silver
    February 3rd, 2009 at 4:34 pm · Link

    Just wait. I have more up my sleeve when the time (and subject of the post) is right. *bwahaha*

  14. Lauren
    February 3rd, 2009 at 5:56 pm · Link

    You guys are hilarious. My creative brain is either on the fritz or maybe was never there so I can’t think of anything clever….will continue to ponder…

  15. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 6:00 pm · Link

    Silver, you’re scaring me :-)

  16. Jen Lyon
    February 3rd, 2009 at 6:02 pm · Link

    Lauren, your creativity is on the fritz? I’m sure we can come up wiht a spell to fix that! (Personally I recommend apple martinis, I find they help me with my–hiccup–creativity.) In the meantime, ponder away!

  17. Carol Thompson
    February 4th, 2009 at 8:29 am · Link

    If she keeps waving a baton around even when there is no orchestra or any music.

  18. Jenn
    February 4th, 2009 at 12:00 pm · Link

    Carol, that would be a little suspicious, wouldn’t it?

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