The prize for this week is the peace, hope and serenity bracelet. As usual, I’ll randomly draw a name from this week’s comments and announce the winner on the weekend.
You know you’re on a blind date with a witch if:
1) There’s a broom parked outside the restaurant.
2) She turns the waiter into a frog when he asks her if Diet Pepsi is okay instead of Diet Coke.
3) If she insists her black cat come along and have dinner with you.
4) If she pulls out a bubbling cauldron and asks for one of your hairs for a little spell she’s working on.
5) If, while she’s talking, you answer your cell phone and it turns into a snake.
That’s just to get us started. What can you all come up with?
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If you see a pointed black hat in the coat check-in closet.
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If she is wearing a designer witch outfit which reflects her spells.
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Dru, that pointy hat is always a dead give-away!
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Ruth, LOL! That would be a tip off!
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She asks if you have a friend for her broom-mate.
If she’s an Australian witch, she’d arrive on a broomarang.
You ask what her favorite TV show is and she replies, “Lives of the Witch and Famous.”
If you get lucky and a hotel room, she orders broom service.
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Silver, broomarang, LOL!! That one’s priceles! How do you come up with these?
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LMAO! I love number 5. And, Silver, yours are very clever and gave me great big belly laughs!
You tell her you want to go Dutch and she zaps you to Holland.
Guy: Come home with me, Baby
You’re ripe for the pickin’!
Witch: Don’t mess with me buddy,
I’m fast and I’m WICCAN!!
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If she is carring a voodoo doll in her purse.
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LMAO, Mel K. on the Wiccan rhyme! Jen, I’m…warped. What can I say? Oh, and my daughter was almost a Halloween witch (born on the 30th) so witch jokes have become a family tradition.
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MelK, too true! Never tell a witch you want to go Dutch, she might take you literally! The Wiccan Rhyme is a winner!
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Quilt Lady, excellent advice–never trust anyone with a voodoo dill in their purse!
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Silver, you are our very own warped witch
Your daughter just barely escaped the Halloween Birthday!
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Just wait. I have more up my sleeve when the time (and subject of the post) is right. *bwahaha*
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You guys are hilarious. My creative brain is either on the fritz or maybe was never there so I can’t think of anything clever….will continue to ponder…
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Silver, you’re scaring me
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Lauren, your creativity is on the fritz? I’m sure we can come up wiht a spell to fix that! (Personally I recommend apple martinis, I find they help me with my–hiccup–creativity.) In the meantime, ponder away!
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If she keeps waving a baton around even when there is no orchestra or any music.
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Carol, that would be a little suspicious, wouldn’t it?