Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
Mirror Witch
Who would your Mirror Witch look like? You know, the way you would look if you could cast a spell on all the mirrors in the entire world…
I’d totally look like Jennifer Aniston.
After posting this picture, I ran and got a mirror, then I screamed because I looked like this…
I broke that mirror! Then I cast a spell so that all mirrors now show me looking just like Jennifer Aniston. How about you? Who would your Mirror Witch look like?
February 10th, 2009 at 2:10 am · Link
My Mirror Witch would look like Kate Winslet. I would get to make out with Leo as part of my job.
February 10th, 2009 at 2:31 am · Link
Okay, Jen. I have seen you in person, and you are PRETTIER than Jennifer Aniston. Way.
February 10th, 2009 at 8:23 am · Link
Actually, I like the chick you have featured on your webpage. Way cool eyes. And hot. Looking hot helps. When one is short, middle-aged, overweight, with brown hair and brown eyes I’ll take any change!
February 10th, 2009 at 10:07 am · Link
Eva Lorgonia. She’d look good in anything.
February 10th, 2009 at 10:25 am · Link
My Mirror Witch would look like me but 80 pounds lighter. I don’t want to look like those been-under-the-knife and botoxed-until-I-can’t-move- movie stars.
My Mirror Witch would be able to step through other people’s mirrors. I’d live with Johnny Depp. Hee.
February 10th, 2009 at 10:42 am · Link
What?! You don’t need to look like Jennifer Aniston. You’re always stunning…How do you do that, btw? It’s not even magic, is it. Dang…No hope for us mere mortals…
February 10th, 2009 at 12:10 pm · Link
My Mirror Witch would look like Nicole Kidman. I would also be way thinner then I am now.
February 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Link
Jane, go for it! Let us know how it goes with Leo!
February 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm · Link
Hi Tessa! Thanks so much, LOL! But I don’t think Jen Aniston is too worried
By the way, I can’t wait for your trilogy to come out from Ballantine this summer!
February 10th, 2009 at 12:17 pm · Link
Margaret, the knife chick on top of the page? I love her! I didn’t even think of her. Dang, you claimed her first!
February 10th, 2009 at 12:19 pm · Link
KimmyL, you can’t go wrong with Eva Longoria!
February 10th, 2009 at 12:20 pm · Link
Mel K, what’s wrong with the plastic look? LOL! And I should have known you’d use the magic to snag another man. You are insatiable! I love that about you!
February 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm · Link
Michele, will you take a check or are you insisting on cash?? My secret? Why it’s apple martinis! Get everyone else drunk, and then I look great!
But you don’t need my tricks, you always look great! Plus you’re smart, funny and I’m getting an infuriority complex just thinking about it
February 10th, 2009 at 12:24 pm · Link
Quilt Lady, Nicole Kidman has that timeless classic look. And she’s thin! Did you see her right after she had her baby? It’s just not right!
February 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm · Link
Wow thats cool. When I do look into Jennifer Lyons eyes I do see Jennifer Aniston…. oh wait or is it just Jennifer. Its great to be married to a witch but dont tell hubby because he is always asking about “Johnny”.
P.S. whats for dinner?
February 10th, 2009 at 2:12 pm · Link
Johnny, my secret hunky boyfriend, you had me going for the first sentence! Telling me I look like Jennifer Aniston means you get whatever you want for dinner
Shhh, don’t tell Jen Apodaca…I hear she’s real possessive about you. She’s kind of scary when she’s jealous!
February 10th, 2009 at 2:13 pm · Link
I’m thinking Christie Brinkley without her disastrous taste in men.
And enough appletinis and we can soo accomplish this!
February 10th, 2009 at 2:16 pm · Link
Maureen, YES! Appltinis for everyone! You have much, much better taste in men than Christie Brinkley!
February 10th, 2009 at 5:18 pm · Link
*ducks tornadoes* *tosses out martinis as she twirls by* Dang it, Maureen. I wanted Christie Brinkley. She’s aged well. I don’t want to be young. I’ve earned every gray hair on my silver head! Grace Kelly! I want to be Grace Kelly. Or do I mean Emmett Kelly….
February 10th, 2009 at 7:05 pm · Link
Silver, you can be Grace Kelly! We shall refer to you as HRH…Her Royal Highness!
February 10th, 2009 at 7:22 pm · Link
w00t! Martinis at the palace!
February 10th, 2009 at 8:24 pm · Link
I’d look like myself the way I look in my mind–wavier, fuller-bodied hair, lusher lips, and darker eyebrows. And I’d like an appletini, too!
(I just found you, Jen, through Writely So, and I can’t wait to read your paranormal romance. Great ideas for book promotions, too!)
February 10th, 2009 at 9:21 pm · Link
HRH Silver…where is my royal invite?
February 10th, 2009 at 9:25 pm · Link
Hi Rebecca! I’m so glad you found me through DeAnna’s blog, Writerly So. Come on in and have an appletini!
I really hope you enjoy BLOOD MAGIC when it comes out!
February 10th, 2009 at 10:39 pm · Link
I’ll go with Bar Refaeli! Just because I couldn’t think of anyone, but I was watching TV when they announced the 2009 Sports Illustrated Cover Model. She’s dated Leonardo DiCaprio in the past.
February 11th, 2009 at 12:07 am · Link
Her Royal Highness Silver hereby requires the presence of Lady Witch Jen Lyon and friends at HRH Palace and Martini Bar for cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, and the main course of le boeuf cake. As Marie Antoinette reminded, “Let them eat cake! And drink apple martinis!”
February 11th, 2009 at 12:47 pm · Link
Sue A, good one! I just saw part of her photo shoot on TV last night. I can see why she captured Leo’s attention!
February 11th, 2009 at 12:49 pm · Link
HRH Silver, we’re firing up the brooms right now! Be there in a witch-minute.
And wow, I never knew that Marie Antoinette also said, “And drink apple martinis!” Guess history tried to hide that little sound bite, LOL!
February 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm · Link
I would love to look into the mirror and see Kate Beckinsale. She’s just beautiful. Plus it would be really cool to be a Death Dealer. . . Underworld anyone. . . anyone . . .
February 12th, 2009 at 11:00 am · Link
Oh mi gosh you crack me up. hhhmmmm, I think Erica is on to something, Kate Beckinsale is so cool and wicked, so that is a possible for me. But I’m a Sandra Bullock girl.