Jennifer Lyon

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
Mirror Witch

Who would your Mirror Witch look like? You know, the way you would look if you could cast a spell on all the mirrors in the entire world…


I’d totally look like Jennifer Aniston.

After posting this picture, I ran and got a mirror, then I screamed because I looked like this…






I broke that mirror! Then I  cast a spell so that all mirrors now show me looking just like Jennifer Aniston. How about you? Who would your Mirror Witch look like?

30 comments to “Mirror Witch”

  1. Jane
    February 10th, 2009 at 2:10 am · Link

    My Mirror Witch would look like Kate Winslet. I would get to make out with Leo as part of my job.

  2. Tessa Dare
    February 10th, 2009 at 2:31 am · Link

    Okay, Jen. I have seen you in person, and you are PRETTIER than Jennifer Aniston. Way.

  3. Margaret A. Golla
    February 10th, 2009 at 8:23 am · Link

    Actually, I like the chick you have featured on your webpage. Way cool eyes. And hot. Looking hot helps. When one is short, middle-aged, overweight, with brown hair and brown eyes I’ll take any change! :-)

  4. Kimmy L
    February 10th, 2009 at 10:07 am · Link

    Eva Lorgonia. She’d look good in anything.

  5. Mel K.
    February 10th, 2009 at 10:25 am · Link

    My Mirror Witch would look like me but 80 pounds lighter. I don’t want to look like those been-under-the-knife and botoxed-until-I-can’t-move- movie stars.
    My Mirror Witch would be able to step through other people’s mirrors. I’d live with Johnny Depp. Hee.

  6. Michele
    February 10th, 2009 at 10:42 am · Link

    What?! You don’t need to look like Jennifer Aniston. You’re always stunning…How do you do that, btw? It’s not even magic, is it. Dang…No hope for us mere mortals… :)

  7. Quilt Lady
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:10 pm · Link

    My Mirror Witch would look like Nicole Kidman. I would also be way thinner then I am now.

  8. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Link

    Jane, go for it! Let us know how it goes with Leo!

  9. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:15 pm · Link

    Hi Tessa! Thanks so much, LOL! But I don’t think Jen Aniston is too worried :-) By the way, I can’t wait for your trilogy to come out from Ballantine this summer!

  10. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:17 pm · Link

    Margaret, the knife chick on top of the page? I love her! I didn’t even think of her. Dang, you claimed her first!

  11. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:19 pm · Link

    KimmyL, you can’t go wrong with Eva Longoria!

  12. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:20 pm · Link

    Mel K, what’s wrong with the plastic look? LOL! And I should have known you’d use the magic to snag another man. You are insatiable! I love that about you!

  13. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:23 pm · Link

    Michele, will you take a check or are you insisting on cash?? My secret? Why it’s apple martinis! Get everyone else drunk, and then I look great!

    But you don’t need my tricks, you always look great! Plus you’re smart, funny and I’m getting an infuriority complex just thinking about it :-)

  14. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 12:24 pm · Link

    Quilt Lady, Nicole Kidman has that timeless classic look. And she’s thin! Did you see her right after she had her baby? It’s just not right!

  15. Johnny
    February 10th, 2009 at 1:59 pm · Link

    Wow thats cool. When I do look into Jennifer Lyons eyes I do see Jennifer Aniston…. oh wait or is it just Jennifer. Its great to be married to a witch but dont tell hubby because he is always asking about “Johnny”.

    P.S. whats for dinner?

  16. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 2:12 pm · Link

    Johnny, my secret hunky boyfriend, you had me going for the first sentence! Telling me I look like Jennifer Aniston means you get whatever you want for dinner :-)

    Shhh, don’t tell Jen Apodaca…I hear she’s real possessive about you. She’s kind of scary when she’s jealous!

  17. Maureen Child
    February 10th, 2009 at 2:13 pm · Link

    I’m thinking Christie Brinkley without her disastrous taste in men.

    And enough appletinis and we can soo accomplish this!

  18. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 2:16 pm · Link

    Maureen, YES! Appltinis for everyone! You have much, much better taste in men than Christie Brinkley!

  19. Silver
    February 10th, 2009 at 5:18 pm · Link

    *ducks tornadoes* *tosses out martinis as she twirls by* Dang it, Maureen. I wanted Christie Brinkley. She’s aged well. I don’t want to be young. I’ve earned every gray hair on my silver head! Grace Kelly! I want to be Grace Kelly. Or do I mean Emmett Kelly….

  20. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 7:05 pm · Link

    Silver, you can be Grace Kelly! We shall refer to you as HRH…Her Royal Highness!

  21. Silver
    February 10th, 2009 at 7:22 pm · Link

    w00t! Martinis at the palace!

  22. Rebecca
    February 10th, 2009 at 8:24 pm · Link

    I’d look like myself the way I look in my mind–wavier, fuller-bodied hair, lusher lips, and darker eyebrows. And I’d like an appletini, too!

    (I just found you, Jen, through Writely So, and I can’t wait to read your paranormal romance. Great ideas for book promotions, too!)

  23. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 9:21 pm · Link

    HRH Silver…where is my royal invite?

  24. Jen Lyon
    February 10th, 2009 at 9:25 pm · Link

    Hi Rebecca! I’m so glad you found me through DeAnna’s blog, Writerly So. Come on in and have an appletini!

    I really hope you enjoy BLOOD MAGIC when it comes out!

  25. Sue A.
    February 10th, 2009 at 10:39 pm · Link

    I’ll go with Bar Refaeli! Just because I couldn’t think of anyone, but I was watching TV when they announced the 2009 Sports Illustrated Cover Model. She’s dated Leonardo DiCaprio in the past.

  26. Silver
    February 11th, 2009 at 12:07 am · Link

    Her Royal Highness Silver hereby requires the presence of Lady Witch Jen Lyon and friends at HRH Palace and Martini Bar for cocktails, hors d’oeuvres, and the main course of le boeuf cake. As Marie Antoinette reminded, “Let them eat cake! And drink apple martinis!”

  27. Jen Lyon
    February 11th, 2009 at 12:47 pm · Link

    Sue A, good one! I just saw part of her photo shoot on TV last night. I can see why she captured Leo’s attention!

  28. Jen Lyon
    February 11th, 2009 at 12:49 pm · Link

    HRH Silver, we’re firing up the brooms right now! Be there in a witch-minute.

    And wow, I never knew that Marie Antoinette also said, “And drink apple martinis!” Guess history tried to hide that little sound bite, LOL!

  29. Erika
    February 11th, 2009 at 2:54 pm · Link

    I would love to look into the mirror and see Kate Beckinsale. She’s just beautiful. Plus it would be really cool to be a Death Dealer. . . Underworld anyone. . . anyone . . .

  30. Cele
    February 12th, 2009 at 11:00 am · Link

    Oh mi gosh you crack me up. hhhmmmm, I think Erica is on to something, Kate Beckinsale is so cool and wicked, so that is a possible for me. But I’m a Sandra Bullock girl.

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