I’ve been thinking…how do I write a bestseller?
Warning: I am hot and tired, my Internet is still hinky, but I do have a guy coming out Monday–between the hours of 8:00 am and 5:08 pm. Oh joy… but my point is, SOMEONE is cranky.
Anyway, I think I should write a blockbuster best-seller. Good idea right? All I need is an idea…so what sells?
Ha! Diet books! Brilliant! But they’ve been done. So I need a new twist. I know witches! Hence my new book WITCH YOUR WAY SKINNY!
What do you think? I could have a chapter on burning calories with witchcraft. Like:
Finding lost keys 150 calories
Finding lost animal 300 calories
Finding wondering husbands–500 calories
Love spells–400 calories
Evil spells–1200 calories
Making just the right appletinis–priceless!
What do you think? Any suggestions to add?
Have a great weekend!