Jennifer Lyon

Thursday, October 8th, 2009
Dear John and Kate

Dear John and Kate,

john and katePlease go away. Please. I’m begging you. I’m so sick of you two chasing cameras and making dramatic accusations while your kids suffer. You two are worse than ambulance chasing lawyers, worse than politicians even.

Seriously. Try yoga, mediation, read a self help book, dig deep and try to find a shred of dignity. And here’s a thought, parent your eight kids.

Get help. Not from Dr. Phil, either.

Just. Go. Away.

Thank you,

Jen Lyon

18 comments to “Dear John and Kate”

  1. Cecile
    October 8th, 2009 at 7:43 am · Link

    LMAO!!! I can conjure up a spell or two for this one Jen if you would like!!! LOL!!
    One of the many reasons I do not watch reality tv or tv for that matter.. Give me CSI anyday!
    How is your Thursday going… and is it time for Appletinis… this has been a llooonnnggggg freaking week! Is Friday ever going to get here!! LOL!

  2. Kira Daniels
    October 8th, 2009 at 9:01 am · Link

    I don’t watch tv hardly at all, unless there is a football game on or NASCAR, but I do catch bits and peices.

    Shut and raise your kids already! Sheesh!

    And I’m with you Cecile- is it Friday yet? I am soo ready for tomorrow. Is it appletini time or LIT time? Please????

  3. Silver James
    October 8th, 2009 at 9:44 am · Link

    Did you hear that LAW AND ORDER is doing a show titled LARRY PLUS 10? Dude named Larry has 10 kids and he’s trying to get a reality show. His wife is murdered. Guess who the primary suspect is?

    I hope Jon and Kate don’t get any ideas….

    PS: They make me want to stab myself. In the eye. Or them. Just sayin’! Where’re the appletinis! Need one STAT!

  4. Ban
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:01 am · Link

    Why I don’t watch reality tv either. I’ve seen more than I care to just while checking out my groceries !

  5. Erika
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:02 am · Link

    I never watched the show, okay, I watched it once so I could blog about what an idiot I think Jon is.

    Maybe I’m a sap, but I can’t help but feel bad for Kate. Her husband cheated on her and the rest of the nation found out the same time she did!!! I don’t care if she was the worst wife on the planet, that just plain sucks. Nobody deserves that. I am however sick of seeing them.

  6. Val
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:07 am · Link

    I haven’t really followed anything on John and Kate. Not really my cup of tea. I have read the tabloid headlines when waiting in line at the grocery store and caught snippets on the news but honestly I just don’t care.

    I do have to wonder though just what were they thinking? I have three children and though I love them dearly I soooooo do not want any more. I have enough grey hair as it is. I can not fathom what it would take to parent 8 children, god bless those with large families that do the job correctly.

    Jon and Kate seem more worried about their fame and fortune than the lives of those children, makes one think they had that many as a get rich quick plan. I have not seen anything that makes me think they actually care about the kids welfare.

    Almost Friday, can’t wait. Weekend will be busy though, like they say no rest for the wicked.

  7. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:08 am · Link

    Cecile, I don’t watch reality TV either, never seen the show and yet I know way more about them than I want to.

    I vote for starting the weekend early! Let’s roll out the appletinis!

  8. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:10 am · Link

    Kira, from what I’ve seen, the NASCAR drives doing 200mph are saner than those two. I see WAY too much of them online.

    Three votes so far to start the weekend early!

  9. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:12 am · Link

    Silver, no! I didn’t hear that! I’ll watch it!

    Got the hunks in the lair, shakin’ up appltinis :-)

  10. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:13 am · Link

    Ban, exactly! What is the fascination?

  11. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:15 am · Link

    Erika I think I saw your blog on them. I’ve never seen the show, so you may have better insight. Sure, I feel sorry for any body who is cheated on. On the other hand she chose to play her life out on a very public stage.

    Whenever the Wizard and I are watching a show where the wife is complaining about the husband, Wizard has one comment, “You married him.” He’s not super big on sympathy :-)

  12. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 10:17 am · Link

    Val, I’m with you. I catch stuff online and like a sap, I sometimes read it. (When I’m stuck or procrastinating). I’d say you are correct in that they seem to be chasing fame. The poor kids!

    Hope you’ll be busy doing fun things this weekend!

  13. Cecile
    October 8th, 2009 at 12:22 pm · Link

    Okay time for appletini’s!!!!! I have waited long enough… it is now past noon here… pour away sister witches!!!!
    Let’s start the TGIF early!!!!

  14. Jane
    October 8th, 2009 at 1:53 pm · Link

    I just hope the kids are being taken care of.

  15. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 4:52 pm · Link

    Cecile, did I miss the appletinis? Been running around!

  16. Jen Lyon
    October 8th, 2009 at 4:53 pm · Link

    Jane, I hope so too. It can’t be easy for those eight kids.

  17. Dru
    October 8th, 2009 at 4:54 pm · Link

    My thoughts exactly. She says she needs money to support her kids, she’s a nurse and they are in demand.

  18. Jenn
    October 8th, 2009 at 6:40 pm · Link

    Dru, good point! I wonder if she’d consider going back to work as a nurse? I didn’t even know she was a nurse.

    But then, she’d need child care, and that’s a lot of kids to get child care for.

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