Jennifer Lyon

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
Revenge of the Wackadoodle

What’s a wackadoodle you might ask? Well, I’m here to tell you!

In Texas, a woman and her boyfriend broke up. The boyfriend had given the woman some jewelry during while they were dating, then took the jewelry back.

The women demanded that he return the jewelry to her. He refuse. So the woman broke into his apartment and stole his goldfish.

With me so far?

CRAZYWOMANNow normal witches are thinking, “She’s going to hold his goldfish hostage until he returns the jewelry, right?”

Wrong.  No this Wackadoodle isn’t thinking hostage negotaitons or blackmail, she’s thinking revenge.  She fries the goldfish and eats them. According to this story, she when the police arrive to rescue the gold fish, she had already eaten three of the goldfish.

Revenge of the WACKADOODLE!

My advice to men who men: Protect your goldfish and don’t date Wackadoodles!

24 comments to “Revenge of the Wackadoodle”

  1. Dawn
    October 6th, 2009 at 7:02 am · Link

    That woman is just NOT RIGHT!! I can think of lots of better ways to get revenge on someone. Like, breaking off keys (or small metal rods) in the locks on all the doors to their house. Or poking tiny holes in the ice cube trays, filling them and putting them BACK into the freezer so that they freeze to the bottom. Yeah, I like plotting :D Eating someone’s goldfish? Ewwww. No way in h&!!.

  2. Val
    October 6th, 2009 at 7:41 am · Link

    Hmm, goldfish and jewlery. I don’t see the connection. I also can think of much better ways to get revenge. Besides, what did those poor goldfish do to her?

  3. Cecile
    October 6th, 2009 at 9:05 am · Link

    Oh wow! Just when you thought you heard of everything… Agreeing with Dawn… She just ain’t right! And I can think of a million of things to do than eat the goldfish. That is just ewww!
    Wow… I am still in shock over the woman actually frying them up and eating them. WTH!

    Oh Dawn, I have one for you. I received this from an email forward. Boil shrimp, take the heads, find the curtain rod (you know the nice round ones), take end cap off, put the heads in the rod and close off… No one will know where the smell is coming from… Yea, pure evil! Along with a couple of more ideas. Call cable company, water, phone and things like that and disconnect everything…. at one time you know we all have the vital information needed to do this trick.
    Okay, my good witch is telling the bad witch to Shut the h&ll up! LMAO!!!

    Hope everyone is having a great day!
    And stay clear of any Wackadoodles!!! They are lurking out there!!!

  4. B.E. Sanderson
    October 6th, 2009 at 9:06 am · Link

    Umm, ew. Some people are just not right in the head.

  5. Silver James
    October 6th, 2009 at 9:29 am · Link

    Ho-kay…. I so don’t want to go in that woman’s head. It’s a dark and scary place.

    I’m a pantser, not a plotter…and my ol’ daddy taught me to never hold a grudge. It’s much more satisfyin’ t’get even. However, there are such things as statute of limitations and they ain’t run yet so….

    Y’all have a nice day, hear!

  6. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:20 am · Link

    Dawn, I know! I was horrified when I read the story!

    Note to Self: Don’t piss off Dawn :-)

  7. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:22 am · Link

    Val, why she took her craziness out on the goldfish I’ll never understand. Sad. Talk about helpless victims!

  8. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:25 am · Link

    Cecile, I was in shock too!

    Ewww on the shower rod trick! That really is evil! I’d never have thought of that. Now the utilities, I’ve thought. I wouldn’t ever do it, just thought of it. Guess we all have a little evil witch in us!

  9. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:28 am · Link

    B.E., she’s definitely not right. That’s really up there with Glenn Close Crazy (dang it, the title of that movie is right on the tip of my tongue.)

  10. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:29 am · Link

    Silver, YOU would come up with a much more fitting and clever revenge and no gold fish would be harmed.

    This would is just plain nuts.

  11. Cecile
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:38 am · Link

    Fatal Attraction!!

    That rabbit scene will never leave me! Scared me for life, lol!!!
    And yea, don’t make piss off Dawn!!! LMAO!!!
    Yea, we all have that bad witch in us. I will think of the stuff, but never do it! Forgive, forget and move on has always been my thing!

  12. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:58 am · Link

    Cecile, YES! Thank you! It was driving me crazy trying to think of that title. You saved me from banging my head on my desk :-)

  13. Ban
    October 6th, 2009 at 11:59 am · Link

    That chicks brain isn’t running on all cylinders – perhaps she needs to consume some more omega 3 fatty acids … HA HA HA !!!

  14. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 12:11 pm · Link

    Ban…ROTFL!!! Seriously, I snorted and burst out laughing! Omega 3 fatty acids, BWHAHAHA!!!

  15. Erika
    October 6th, 2009 at 12:15 pm · Link

    EWWWW! Goldfish? Really???? That’s just not right!

  16. Kira Daniels
    October 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm · Link

    Where did my comment go?? Geez! I comment and it disappears!

    That woman is wack. That’s all I can say! Some people just really freak me out. I can’t remember what I said this morning. My memory isn’t that good. lol

  17. Silver James
    October 6th, 2009 at 1:58 pm · Link

    Hey, I’m pleadin’ the fifth here. And since it’s still chilly in my parts, it’d better be a fifth of rum.

    I’m pourin’…who’s ready?

  18. Erika
    October 6th, 2009 at 6:05 pm · Link

    ME! I’m ready! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME. Did I already say me? ;)

  19. Dawn
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:19 pm · Link

    Silver, me, too! Girls just wanna have rum :)

    Jen, I have friends who’ve said the same thing about me. My friend Yvonne,AKA Wicked (I’m Evil), even told me she was afraid of me. *pout* I’d probably never actually do any of these things, but they sure are fun to think up :D No guarantees here, though. A witch has to keep here options open :)

    Oh, thought of something else. Friday, I switched some of the keys on my coworker’s computer. So Monday, when he came back, he unplugged my mouse and keyboard. I also have a nice bottle of stinky sulfur water waiting to douse his office chair :D

  20. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:53 pm · Link

    Erika, it really isn’t!

  21. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:54 pm · Link

    Kira, I checked and your missing comment isn’t in the pending file, so I guess the trolls ate it!

    Eating innocent goldfish freaked me out too. It’s just so wrong.

  22. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:55 pm · Link

    Silver, way past ready! Is there any left?

  23. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:56 pm · Link

    Erika, I’m yelling right along side you–ME TOO!

  24. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2009 at 8:58 pm · Link

    Dawn, LOL! My computers are cowering :-) Sounds like you guys might be having a little rum, uh I mean fun, at work!

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