What’s a wackadoodle you might ask? Well, I’m here to tell you!
In Texas, a woman and her boyfriend broke up. The boyfriend had given the woman some jewelry during while they were dating, then took the jewelry back.
The women demanded that he return the jewelry to her. He refuse. So the woman broke into his apartment and stole his goldfish.
With me so far?
Now normal witches are thinking, “She’s going to hold his goldfish hostage until he returns the jewelry, right?”
Wrong. No this Wackadoodle isn’t thinking hostage negotaitons or blackmail, she’s thinking revenge. She fries the goldfish and eats them. According to this story, she when the police arrive to rescue the gold fish, she had already eaten three of the goldfish.
Revenge of the WACKADOODLE!
My advice to men who men: Protect your goldfish and don’t date Wackadoodles!