On Saturday afternoon, Wizard and I were sitting in the living room talking. It dawned on me that hey, neither one of us are doing anything. And so I got an idea…
“Wizard, let’s go to the animal shelter!”
He frowned at me. “Why?”
Being clever, I said, “I just want to see the animal shelter.”
He rolled his eyes. “You worked at an animal shelter.”
“Not THIS one. Besides, that was *mumble mumble* years ago. Come on, it’ll be fun.”
Evil laugh. “Not a chance. You’re trying to trick me. You’ll show me a cute dog, do some shifty magic and I’ll give in and get you a dog.”
Totally busted. I tried to deny and cajole, but Wizard wouldn’t budge.
Since then, I’ve been pouting thinking…If wizard is afraid of me, a witch and a cute little puppy, doesn’t that make him, a big…
And yeah, I’m going to be in all kinds of trouble for this. Wizard loves to get even!
March 9th, 2010 at 2:30 am · Link
Oh gosh… The Big Wizard is a little chicken when it comes to Witches and Puppies dogs. Wonder if it has anything to do with that nursery rhyme we use to say when we were kids.. How did it go:
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
Little boys are made of puppy dogs tails and chicken… yea that is it!! LMBO!!!! Yea, it is realllly early in the morning and I am delierious (can’t spell)… But yep… Wizard I believe is a little afraid! Hummmmmmmmm….. must go see my spell book!!!!
Will back when I have had some sleep!!!
Ahhhh the lair, I knew I would find my bed… Axel sccchoootttt over…. ahhhhhhh that is better…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
March 9th, 2010 at 8:55 am · Link
Why would the Wizard fear this?
Or maybe he’s worried a handsome fellow will sweep you off your broom?
Cue the evil witch laugh….*bwahahaha*
March 9th, 2010 at 11:53 am · Link
Cecile, LOLOL!!! Poor wizard!
Are you feeling any better?
March 9th, 2010 at 11:55 am · Link
Silver, I love those!!! I totally believe that first puppy and the second one would sweep me off my broom for sure!
Yeah, wizard would be afraid of them, LOL!
Hope you’re still recovering!
March 9th, 2010 at 1:48 pm · Link
Aww, darn. Sooner or later you’ll wear the Wizard down. I just know it. How could he resist you and whatever cute bundle of fluff you want? I know! Start leaving cute puppy pictures lying around the house. Maybe find a rescue site and download the info on a puppy in need. (That’s how I got my cat, btw.) Hold the picture up and say stuff like “Pweeze help me.” Who could hold out against magic like that? ;o)
March 9th, 2010 at 7:05 pm · Link
B.E. I send him puppy pics all the time, he emails me back that they look rabid. He’s mean! But I’ll keep trying! I’m encouraged since you got your cat that way!
March 9th, 2010 at 8:17 pm · Link
It was a good effort though. I’m sorry to hear it didn’t work out. *mumbles to self* Maybe that spell isn’t strong enough to make it over the state line. Hmmmm. I’ll have to make it stronger I guess. I mean, uh, I’m sure one day he’ll come around.
March 9th, 2010 at 9:31 pm · Link
Jen, tell the WIzard that he isn’t strong enough to hold off a PACK of witches. hehe We could come over and gang up on him while all holding pictures of cute puppies. Surely he couldn’t resist!!! And if he tries…well, we all have our special talents. hehee
March 10th, 2010 at 11:40 am · Link
Erika, I’d be really grateful if you could amp up that spell!
March 10th, 2010 at 11:41 am · Link
Ashlynn, I’d love to see his face if a bunch of witches came over holding puppies!