I was making dinner one night a few weeks ago while Wizard was watching UFC (cage fighting…mortal style). I happened to notice one of the fighters. “Wizard, who is that fighter wearing red shorts?”
Wizard turned from the TV to look at me.
I might have been staring at the sweaty fighter with big gleaming muscles.
“He’s not Wing Slayer Worthy,” Wizard proclaimed.
I looked back to Wizard and saw his narrowed eyed, caught-you-staring-at-another-man look. Trying to distract him, I said, “And YOU know who is Wing Slayer Worthy? YOU decide?”
“Yes,” he proclaimed smugly. “I am a wizard, I know these things.”
I rolled my eyes and muttered, “Whatever.” Then I turned my attention to the TV again. “Just so I know, what is the guy’s name in the red shorts?” I was planning some quality Goggle time, thinking…
The TV suddenly changed channels to a sitcom rerun. “Look away, Witch, there’s nothing to see here.”
I never did find out the sweaty fighter’s name, dang it.
People ask me if these stories are real—they really are. We actually have conversations like this. Not sure what that says about us…reality challenged, maybe? LOL!
May 13th, 2010 at 5:42 am · Link
Jen, I know how Witch can outsmart Wizard. Check out http://www.ufc.com. There’s a fighters link with pics and bios of all the fighters. There’s also a photo link. Bet you could find you guy in the red shorts If not, there are other candidate to choose from. Trust me, I already looked at a few Wizards may be smart, but witches are smart and devious
May 13th, 2010 at 7:06 am · Link
LOL, you guys kill me. I think it’s great that he’s into the whole ‘Wing Slayer Worthy’ thing and can have fun with it.
Dawn’s right. You can probably find the fighter you’re looking for. Just tell Wizard you’re researching character traits for your next book. =o)
May 13th, 2010 at 7:07 am · Link
Sorry. Got my new computer and I’m still figuring things out.
May 13th, 2010 at 8:07 am · Link
I agree with B.E., it is awesome that you and Wizard can have fun with this. Some guys would not be able to handle it.
Thinking I’m going to go check out Dawn’s website. There’s sure to be some good eyecandy
May 13th, 2010 at 8:56 am · Link
You guys crack me up!! I think it is great that you two have that kind of relationship. That is what makes a couple a powerhouse couple ~ that right there!
Oh a side note… Oh yes…. UFC definitely has some slayer worthy guys there… How do I know you ask.. Cuz Electrical Wizard at home loves to watch these fights and I being the good witch that I am support him watching them, lmbo!!!! Haa haaaa!!!
Oh speaking of watching… I am headed to the Lair today. Axel told me that he wanted to show me something if I was good girl, and I have been a good girl… see no sneaky shoes in hand (mmawwhhaawwww ~ psstt cuz they are on my feet, lol) I promise to be good….. **batting eyelashes**
May 13th, 2010 at 10:32 am · Link
Awwwww. Wizard is jealous. That’s so cute. I’d say Dawn is on the right track. Witches, shall we all go hunting?
*shhh. Be vewy, vewy kwiet….*
May 13th, 2010 at 10:59 am · Link
Dawn, thank you! I bookmarked the site! We’ll teach Wizard!! Wizards might be smart, but witches have friends
May 13th, 2010 at 11:01 am · Link
B.E. do you love your new computer????
We always have randomly weird conversations like this. And I use that “research” line all the time. Isn’t it great, LOL!
May 13th, 2010 at 11:03 am · Link
Val, Wizard thinks the blog is funny. People at his office sometimes read it too. I don’t know how he puts up with me
Keep us informed if you find special eye candy! I’ve bookmarked the site to look at after I send in copy edits.
May 13th, 2010 at 11:05 am · Link
Cecile, ROTFL!!! I have to tell Wizard that one–a Powerhouse Couple!
You are a good witch to watch those fights! I watch for the same reason, of course. Because we’re supportive of their interests…
Now wait, how is sneaking in the lair being GOOD?????
May 13th, 2010 at 11:06 am · Link
Silver, hunting hunks are you?
I don’t know if he was jealous, but it was funny. I had no idea he’d figure out what I asked for.
May 13th, 2010 at 11:20 am · Link
HA! I love it. I think it’s great that you can kid around about that stuff. It’s good that the Wizard has a sense of humor.
It reminds me of another conversation that happened at my house . . .
(hubby sitting at the computer)WHY is there a folder with pictures of naked men on the computer??
(me sitting in the other room with daughter)They’re not naked. They’re half naked. There is a difference.
(hubby)Uh-huh. So explain to me why?
(me) They’re for the LSM club on Mondays on my blog. I have followers. They expect such things. Every Monday.
(hubby)So every Monday you deliver porn to your followers?
(me trying not to laugh out loud)It’s not porn. They have on pants. (under my breath)Most of the time….
Yeah, aren’t hubby’s great??
May 13th, 2010 at 11:46 am · Link
Jen, BTW just read your blog over at MSW from Monday. I sent it to my friend who is dipping her toes back into the relationship pool.
Thanks for letting us know that it isn’t just us.
May 13th, 2010 at 12:58 pm · Link
“Erika, thanks so much,” she says quite sarcastically. “Gigglesnorting coffee through my nose has helped my sinus infection.”
That was too funny!
May 13th, 2010 at 1:06 pm · Link
Erika that is priceless!!!!!
Jen, going the Lair is always a good thing… heehee!!
May 13th, 2010 at 2:07 pm · Link
Erika, too funny! Like your husband didn’t know…but I’m thinking he had a great time making your explain! Porn? No, no, it’s art!!!
Thank you on the MSW blog. That got far more response than I expected. Best of luck to your friend!
May 13th, 2010 at 2:08 pm · Link
Silver, did you discover a new treatment for sinus infections?
May 13th, 2010 at 2:08 pm · Link
Cecile, no, I think it’s that you’re GOOD at sneaking into the lair!
May 13th, 2010 at 3:32 pm · Link
The relationship I have with my computers is deep and meaningful. LOL Daughter’s been laughing at me ever since it got here. I’m like a kid with a new puppy. Now I just need to make this thing do all the tricks my old one could – and better ones it could never hope to do. =o)
I think what you and Wizard have is wonderful. Congratulations to both of you.
May 13th, 2010 at 6:49 pm · Link
B.E., sounds like the beginning of a wonderful relationship
Thanks on your nice words about Wizard and me!