Jennifer Lyon

Thursday, October 6th, 2011
Bike Witch…Exposed!

So yesterday my sister and I went shopping and had lunch.  We had a blast! And we split a ginormous piece of chocolate cake.

You just can’t have a bad day with chocolate cake.

So we begin the day with me picking her up, and I’m driving, in the pouring rain, on the freeway. She’s telling me a story about going for a ride with her husband on a new motorcycle.  I’m listening but concentrating on driving.

Oh and she was talking about her clothes getting loser because she’s been working out and losing weight ( and looks great!)

But evidently, she didn’t realized HOW  loose they were getting.

So she describes how she hops on the bike behind hubby, and they roar off for a fun ride. They hit the freeway and get up to speed.  They are going fast.

And boy is it windy on the back of that bike.  Biker witch notices that her t-shirt is billowing.

At this point, I’m nodding, but watching the idiot CA drivers in the rain.  They take a good 60% of my focus.

Biker witch goes on that her she’s now feeling air on the stomach. So she looks down as they are racing along the freeway, and her entire shirt flies up, covering her head and exposing her bra and stomach to the everyone around her.

I nod…and then it hits me what she said.  “WHAT?” I snap my head around and stare at her.

She repeats this to me.

I busted into laughter.  I don’t even know how I controlled the car at that point! For YEARS Biker Witch has tortured me about the time my buttons of a silk blouse opened and exposed my bra while I was on stage. That was bad enough.

But doing it on a motorcycle on a California Freeway? PRICELESS!!!!

Once again, Biker Witch outdoes me!  And can I just say that a day out with Biker Witch is never boring!

14 comments to “Bike Witch…Exposed!”

  1. Viki S.
    October 6th, 2011 at 2:38 am · Link

    How funny :lol: .
    I can see something like that happening to me. Glad you were able to keep it together while driving. The shaking from the laughter must have given some control issues :wink:
    On the excellent side – good job working out Biker Witch.

  2. Shiloh
    October 6th, 2011 at 6:37 am · Link

    BWAHAHAHA!!!! Too funny! :mrgreen: Poor Biker Witch! Never had that happen to me, but I know how “billowy” clothes can get on the back of a motorcycle!

    That’s not really going to be a problem around my house for a while, fall is my favorite season and I go into baking mode! The hubby swears he gains 15 pounds every October-December because I’m baking, trying new recipes, making up new ones of my own……

  3. B.E Sanderson
    October 6th, 2011 at 7:19 am · Link

    ROFL… poor Biker Witch. Good job with the driving, Jen. I don’t know if I could’ve stayed in my own lane with a story like that.

  4. Zoe
    October 6th, 2011 at 8:34 am · Link

    Hahahahaha. I really shouldn’t laugh Poor Biker Witch, i bet it turned a few heads on the freeway :D Congrats on losing weight though.

    See my life is never this facinating, maybe i should think about moving to the US lol. Although i have had moments all of which are too embarassing to share with you witches :P

  5. Kelly Mueller
    October 6th, 2011 at 8:40 am · Link

    hehehe… that is to funny.
    Thanks for sharing Jen

  6. Silver James
    October 6th, 2011 at 9:29 am · Link

    And she shared this story? Wow. Talk about sibling rivalry! She embarrassed herself just to one-up you! ;)

    *waves to Biker Witch*

    You are a masterful driver, Jen! I would have hit something for sure. :D

  7. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2011 at 10:13 am · Link

    Viki, well I knew if I got us in an accident, I wouldn’t get to hear her say it again :-)

  8. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2011 at 10:15 am · Link

    Shiloh, I love to bake! You’re tempting me! But I’m trying so hard not to, so you’ll have to bake double for both of us. I will probably do a little bit around Christmas and that’s it. But I want to hear all about your baking!

  9. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2011 at 10:16 am · Link

    B.E., I’m not sure how I did it either. And the story was so unexpected! I swear, it just came out of left field. I thought she was just going to talk about the new motorcycle :-)

  10. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2011 at 10:18 am · Link

    Zoe, I know, I want to feel bad for Biker Witch, but it’s funny! She really does have a great sense of humor, thankfully–or I’d be all kinds of dead for telling this story!

    I bet you have great stories–you’re in the UK, right?

  11. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2011 at 10:19 am · Link

    Kelly, I was happy to share, LOL! I don’t know how happy Biker Witch will be… :-)

  12. Jen Lyon
    October 6th, 2011 at 10:21 am · Link

    Silver, I know, right? She actually told me! Then she rolled her eyes and said, “I know I’m going to read this on your blog.”

    Uh, you think? Bwhahaha!!!

    But she tormented me for YEARS about my big exposure…on stage…in front of a room full of (mostly women,thankfully!) people.

    Plus, Biker Witch has a great sense of humor and laughs at herself even more than she laughs at me.

  13. Zoe
    October 6th, 2011 at 2:21 pm · Link

    Yep i am Jen, i live in the East of England, by the Seaside, its ok but im more of a country girl myself :D

  14. Jenn
    October 6th, 2011 at 6:05 pm · Link

    Zoe, by the seaside does sound pretty :-)

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