I’ve been trying to write blurbs for the Wing Slayer Hunter books and, wow, I suck at it. But I finally got the Blood Magic one finalized and sent that book off to the formatter.
<Wizard shouts> “BECAUSE I TOLD HER TO QUIT AGONIZING! THE WITCH GETS CRAZY-OBSESSED!”
Sigh. Ignore Wizard. Right now, he’s a tad impatient because he wants his chocolate covered graham crackers. I just ran down to Starbucks and bought us each an individual package of these luscious chocolate covered graham crackers, then I showed Wizard and told him he had to wait until I was finished writing and setting up this blog to post before he can eat his.
Because I can…mwahahahaha!!!
Anyway, I have gotten off the subject. Um…okay so the good news is the Wing Slayer Hunter books are in various stages of production and if all goes according to plan, Blood Magic will release on October 5th, the remaining three (Soul Magic, Night Magic and Sinful Magic) will come out in two-week intervals after that. The pre-order for Blood Magic should be up in a week or two. I’m more excited that I thought I would be.
But the blurbs…ugh! These are so hard to write.
Okay enough of that.
“YOU THINK?” <Wizard shouts again.> “YOU WROTE THE BOOKS FASTER THAN THE BLURBS!”
Hmm, I guess someone doesn’t want chocolate covered graham crackers. Oh hear that? Silence. Wizard is quiet now, LOL! Anyway, let’s talk about candidates for Wednesday Worthy. I was trolling for hunks, and came across this picture for the Magic Mike Musical from back in 2013.
Picture is from http://channingtatumunwrapped.com/2013/07/channing-tatums-magic-mike-the-musical-is-coming-to-broadway/
I guess the second one is Channing Tatum? I don’t know, I’m not really into him all that much. But who is that third guy from the left? He looks like Joe M, I’ll take him! I like the guy on the far left too.
So what about you? Do you find any of these candidates worthy?
August 19th, 2015 at 6:23 am · Link
I’ll take Matt Bomer and Joe M. any day!!
August 19th, 2015 at 6:34 am · Link
Blurbs are evil. I hate mine now, but since the book just went live and all my marketing materials have it on there, I’ll leave it for a little while.
Did Wizard ever get his cookies?
Eh, Magic Mike isn’t my thing.
August 19th, 2015 at 10:21 am · Link
Joe M. rocks my world. And me. LOL
I hate writing blurbs. The only thing I hate writing more is a synopsis before I write the book. I never know what’s actually going to happen, even if I think it might happen according to the synopsis.
Not a graham cracker fan but if you got some Kraft marshmallow cream and smeared on those crackers, you could have S’mores. Just sayin’…
Time to get back to work. Happy Hump Day, witches! And oh yeah, I’m all over that pre-order!
August 19th, 2015 at 11:16 am · Link
Labrat11, good choices!
August 19th, 2015 at 11:18 am · Link
B.E., at least we can change the blurbs if we want to. But it’s still not fun. I’ve written tons of them, but the paranormal is tougher for me.
Your book arrived on my Kindle!!
Wizard and I both got our cookies
August 19th, 2015 at 11:21 am · Link
Silver, I hate writing synopsis too. Sigh…we have to know stuff and I don’t know stuff until the characters tell me.
In blurb writing…never mind, it just sucks.
I’m not a huge marshmallow fan. Although I’ liked S’mores a lot when I was a kid, so maybe I would love it. Hmm…
August 19th, 2015 at 2:54 pm · Link
Of the four I’d only take Joe ;).
You were cruel to Wizard but understandable so ;). Sounds like he got his treat in the end :).
I was going to mention that Trader Joe’s has these yummy little smore cubes in one of their plastic containers. They are not cheap either but SO good. You pop one in the microwave for a few seconds and it’s heaven.
I hope you have a great afternoon.
August 19th, 2015 at 6:13 pm · Link
Viki, yep, I am cruel But he survived until I finished and then we both ate them.
I hadn’t heard about the Trader Joe’s treats. I rarely do in there and am clearly missing out!