Just for fun, silly puns!
Did these make you smile or groan (or yawn)? It’s probably rather telling that my favorite is number 1
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Boo, hiss!! My husband is king of groaned jokes, so I’m used to them
ROFL… what a hoot! Okay, I probably like #2 the best, but they all made me smile. Here’s one for you?
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
:groan:
1. Uhm…ouch?!?
2. That one is at least as old as I am, and I’m older than dirt!
3. Snort I’d forgotten that one.*
My turn…*bawahaha*
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1Forrest1
*see #2
I can’t do jokes at all so I went and took this from something my Uncle sent me ;).
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buccaneer.
Hope you all stay safe and healthy.
Have a great afternoon!
Diane, LOL! Sorry
B.E., Hot Cross Bunnies!! LOL!! Yep, that’s a good one.
Silver, 1Forest1 made me laugh! The other two are funny, but I’ve seen those. The Forest Gump one is great
Viki, how cute that your uncle sends you jokes. The buccaneer is a good one!
Thanks and same to you on staying safe and healthy!
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May 6th, 2020 at 1:33 am · Link
Boo, hiss!! My husband is king of groaned jokes, so I’m used to them
May 6th, 2020 at 7:48 am · Link
ROFL… what a hoot! Okay, I probably like #2 the best, but they all made me smile. Here’s one for you?
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
:groan:
May 6th, 2020 at 8:33 am · Link
1. Uhm…ouch?!?
2. That one is at least as old as I am, and I’m older than dirt!
3. Snort I’d forgotten that one.*
My turn…*bawahaha*
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches, but then I realized it would be a waist of time.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
What is Forrest Gump’s email password? 1Forrest1
*see #2
May 6th, 2020 at 3:00 pm · Link
I can’t do jokes at all so I went and took this from something my Uncle sent me ;).
Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn? A. A buccaneer.
Hope you all stay safe and healthy.
Have a great afternoon!
May 6th, 2020 at 5:37 pm · Link
Diane, LOL! Sorry
May 6th, 2020 at 5:37 pm · Link
B.E., Hot Cross Bunnies!! LOL!! Yep, that’s a good one.
May 6th, 2020 at 5:39 pm · Link
Silver, 1Forest1 made me laugh! The other two are funny, but I’ve seen those. The Forest Gump one is great
May 6th, 2020 at 5:40 pm · Link
Viki, how cute that your uncle sends you jokes. The buccaneer is a good one!
Thanks and same to you on staying safe and healthy!