Jennifer Lyon

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
The Wedding Invitation

A friend sent this to be yesterday. Don’t judge me because I think it’s funny…

The Wedding Invitation:


















 The Reason for the Invitation:













 And yes, my Funny Bone is stuck at thirteen years old, why do you ask?

18 comments to “The Wedding Invitation”

  1. B.E. Sanderson
    June 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am · Link

    The invitation was a hoot. I’ve met mothers like that. The bride below it… Holy cow. That any woman would wear that is just mind-boggling. Every time I scroll up to look at it, I’m just flabbergasted. I’m top-heavy, but sheesh… Her cups runneth over.

  2. Margaret A. Golla
    June 16th, 2009 at 7:57 am · Link

    That is just wrong on so many levels.

  3. ban
    June 16th, 2009 at 9:07 am · Link

    “Her cups runneth over.” B.E., that is sooooo funny :D
    that dress is sagging so low you can see the INSIDE of it between her breasts !!! didn’t the women at the bridal shop offer to sew on some straps ?!?!? let me guess, she was GOING for that look …
    people never cease to amaze me – thanks for sharing, my funny bone appreciates it !

  4. Silver James
    June 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am · Link

    All I can say is that Crazy Glue is gonna hurt like hell come the wedding night!

    Pardon me while I go clean up my keyboard now….

  5. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 11:19 am · Link

    B.E. You said it! But of course, any mother who would actually send out an invitation like that…well it would explain so much :-)

  6. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 11:20 am · Link

    Margaret, totally wrong. And yet I laughted at the invitation. If I got something like that in real life, I’d be horrified, and if I saw that bride…I have no idea!

  7. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 11:22 am · Link

    Ban, I know! I sure never saw a dress like that way back when I found my wedding dress. But I showed my hsuband the picture and he didn’t see the problem…okay he did, but he’s a man.

  8. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 11:23 am · Link

    Oh Silver, OUCH! Now I’m cringing! Too funny. Hope you got your key board cleaned up :-)

  9. Silver James
    June 16th, 2009 at 11:31 am · Link

    I mean really, how else is that thing staying up and preserving the barest modicum of the bride’s modesty?

    And I did, yes. ;) Nothing like cafe au lait spewed through the nose first thing in the morning. :P

  10. Kira Daniels
    June 16th, 2009 at 11:38 am · Link

    OMG that is horrible! It just goes to prove people are IDIOTS! Yes, I said it, and I won’t take it back.

    I could say a lot worse, and want too…but I’ll refrain. ;)

  11. Erika
    June 16th, 2009 at 12:35 pm · Link

    ROFL. Too funny. That’s the dress I wore when I got married. Don’t you love it!?!

  12. ban
    June 16th, 2009 at 1:48 pm · Link

    BWAAA HA HA erika, you’re too funny !!! good thing i didn’t have anythng in my mouth, i’d be joining silver in my attempt to clean up my keyboard :D

  13. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 2:29 pm · Link

    Silver, excellent point, although somehow I just can’t think of “modesty” and “that bride” in the same sentence.

    Glad your keyboard is coffee-free once more!

  14. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 2:30 pm · Link

    Kira, LOL! You said it. But it gives us something to talk about!

  15. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 2:31 pm · Link

    Erika, that dress is so YOU! Bwhahaha!!!!

  16. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 2:32 pm · Link

    Ban, what? Erika was kidding?? :-)

  17. cecile
    June 16th, 2009 at 9:19 pm · Link

    OMFGawd!!! Okay, I was alreayd laughing my a$$ off when I read the invitation!!! Then to scroll down and see that picture… wow!!! I live in the south… and we always see sights that never seem to amaze us… yes… Especially in New Orleans… but OMFGawd!! My mouth dropped when I saw the cups running over!!! She’s got balls, I have to give her that!!! LOL!!!

  18. Jen Lyon
    June 16th, 2009 at 9:43 pm · Link

    Hey there Cecile! Isn’t it a hoot? It can’t be real…who would REALLY wear that dress to their own wedding?

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