Jennifer Lyon

Thursday, June 18th, 2009
Brain Dead Witch

cute-witch-cat-on-broomI don’t even know how many pages I wrote yesterday, but I ended up frying my brain, unable to come up with a blog.

So I’m doing Stupid Witch Jokes instead.

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: So, they would know which witch is which!

Q: How do witches tell time?
A: With a witch watch.

Q: What do you call two witches living together?
A: Broom-mates.

Q: What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel?
A: Broom service.

Q: What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
A: “There’s always broom for one more.”

Q: When do witches cook their victims?
A: On Fry Day.

Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A: A sand-witch.

If you feel like it–vote for your fave witch joke!

13 comments to “Brain Dead Witch”

  1. ban
    June 18th, 2009 at 8:28 am · Link

    personally I’m gonna vote for the Broom-mates one. And so you know, I had 1/2 an hour last night to devote just to B.M. and I will tell you this. It is one of the few books I’ve been able to read lately that has not thrown me out of the story within the first five pages. I’m having a difficult time lately turning off the internal writer when I read – just ask Kira, Silver and Erika ! So, I thought I’d put your mind at ease. your style is easy, natural and engaging. Now … can I still have those Military Wing Slayers do a ‘fly by’ ?!?!? *please*

  2. Kira Daniels
    June 18th, 2009 at 8:53 am · Link

    No, ban! Remember, I said I was sending witches instead? The wing slayers are locked up in my office right now, and busy. Very, very busy. *beg* I’m not sure when they will be free. :P

    Oh yeah– jokes. Um, I like the first one and Fry-Day. hehe

  3. ban
    June 18th, 2009 at 9:07 am · Link

    *pout* can’t you send ONE of them my way Kira ? surely you don’t need them ALL ?!?! :(

  4. Jen Lyon
    June 18th, 2009 at 9:54 am · Link

    Ban, good to know, thanks! I do know what you mean about it mean harder to read. I have found that gets easier–unless I’m having problems with the book I’m working on. The more critical I am of MY work, the more critical I become of books I’m reading. That could just be me :-)

    Right now, the Wing Slayer Hunters are tied up with some problems. Maybe I can free them up for a flyover later!

  5. Jen Lyon
    June 18th, 2009 at 9:55 am · Link

    Kira, what are you doing with hte wing slayer hunters? There is a rogue infestation right now! Send them back!

  6. Silver James
    June 18th, 2009 at 10:02 am · Link

    Q What do you call 13 witches in a whirlpool tub?
    A A self-cleaning coven

    Sorry. I’ve had that one on my bulletin board for months now. :P

    Sand-witch always cracks me up.

    Ban, Kira, no hoarding. Erika will send the flying monkeys after you!

    Jen, I hope this means you’ve found your grove and Phoenix is finally behaving? I knew I could whip him into shape. ;)

  7. Jen Lyon
    June 18th, 2009 at 10:36 am · Link

    Silver, I love that whirlpool one too! I was looking for that pic last night and couldn’t find it. At least you get the joke! I told someone that and they just looked at me blankly–sad.

    Phoenix is doing better. Well, sort of. I might be torturing him a little bit :-)

    How’s your revision going?

  8. Kira Daniels
    June 18th, 2009 at 11:06 am · Link

    I can hoard if I want too. :P

    I didn’t see any law that said I couldn’t. I need them for – er…stuff. Maybe I’ll send them back tomorrow or next week. Whenever!

    Oooo a tortured hero. Me likey!!! *refrainsfromdroolingonkeyboardbarelyatthemerethought*

  9. Silver James
    June 18th, 2009 at 11:50 am · Link

    I LOL’d over that joke, hence why I stuck it on my BB to use here eventually.

    The edits went swimmingly yesterday. Then I hit a block, went to do errands, got distracted, and woke up late this morning with a sore throat and a sick dog. It’s noon and I haven’t even opened the file. *headdesk*

    Turning off internet this afternoon to work. Honest. Right after I mix more appletini slushies. Those were yummy!

  10. Jenn
    June 18th, 2009 at 4:37 pm · Link

    Kira, are you not playing nice? Hoarding the wing slayer hunters? What did they teach you in Kindergarten about sharing your toys :-)

    I don’t know if Phoenix is as happy as you are about being tortured!

  11. Jenn
    June 18th, 2009 at 4:38 pm · Link

    Silver, did you turn off the Internet? Did you make Appletini Slushies?

    I’m having a slower day today but that’s okay. I’m going to try and get a few more pages in now!

  12. Kira Daniels
    June 18th, 2009 at 8:47 pm · Link

    *hangs head* I’m not playing nice– but I’m not giving them back either :P

    And of course he’s not. But he’ll see how much better a person he is in the end. *nods*

  13. ban
    June 18th, 2009 at 9:22 pm · Link

    soooooo getting into B.M. !!! I sigh everytime I’ve got to put it down, which is really annoying ’cause I’m only able to read a few pages at a time. I’m sneaking them in while I cook (stir with one hand, hold book with other), while I watch cars (for the hundredth time) with my daughters, make them a snack … you get the idea :)

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