One of Wizard’s favorite TV shows right now is RULES OF ENGAGEMENT. He says that we are like the lead characters Jeff and Audrey. He says this like it’s a compliment to us.
I roll my eyes.
Wizard defends himself. “No really, you’re witty like Audrey on the show.”
Okay, now this is TOO easy. Wizard just set a trap from himself. “But do I LOOK like her?”
Wizard is standing in front of the fireplace looking at a magazine or something while we’re talking. He looks up in wide eyed panic. “You’re funny! She’s funny! See the resemblance?”
I narrow my eyes at the evasive desperation in his voice and go for the kill. “But am I as hot as her?”
The light finally dawns. “That was a trap!”
I laugh. “Jeff would have seen that trap coming. You’re slipping, Wizard.” And I walk away, all smug and stuff except…
He could have LIED and said I was as hot or hotter. Damn it, now Wizard is ruining my smug moment! So not fair!
So what TV show resembles you?