Wizard cracks himself up all the time. One of his favorite jokes when I ask him to take out the trash is to say, “I took you out last week.” And then laughs.
So yesterday we were emailing, and this is actual text I copied and pasted:
Me: Blue trashcan keeps blowing over, I trudge out and pick it up…hoping it’ll be upright when the last trash truck comes by.
Wizard: Why don’t you just stand by the trash can until they come?
Me: But…what if they think I’m trash and take me away?
Wizard: Then I wont have to take the trash out anymore!