Wizard cracks himself up all the time. One of his favorite jokes when I ask him to take out the trash is to say, “I took you out last week.” And then laughs.
So yesterday we were emailing, and this is actual text I copied and pasted:
Me: Blue trashcan keeps blowing over, I trudge out and pick it up…hoping it’ll be upright when the last trash truck comes by.
Wizard: Why don’t you just stand by the trash can until they come?
Me: But…what if they think I’m trash and take me away?
Wizard: Then I wont have to take the trash out anymore!
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That Wizard is a funny one.
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I have to say, Jen, you did kinda leave yourself wide open to that one.
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Amanda, he certainly thinks so!
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Dawn, I really did. I set myself up and practically handed him the line!
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Oh that Wizard thinks he’s so witty. Harrumph. We must think of a way to turn the tables on him! *puts on devious plot hat* *thinks hard* I’ll get back to you on this….
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Hee hee, sounds like he’d get along well with my hubby