Jennifer Lyon

Wednesday, January 16th, 2013
Wizard and Wing Slayer Worthy

Have you guys seen the commercials with the T-Cell Phone Girl? Okay I made up that name, but I bet you know who I mean.   Well Wizard has, and he likes her.  So much so that I was working the other day–my “office” is open to the rest of the first floor–and Wizard says, “Witch I don’t want you to be upset, but I’m giving the T-Cell Phone girl a ride in my helicopter.”

I look away from the computer. “Your toy helicopter that’s about four inches tall at the highest point?”

Wizard says, “Yep. Don’t be jealous.”

Me, “Uh, yeah, I’ll do my best.”

So Wizard flies his helicopter, snickering to himself about the imaginary T-Cell Phone girl in there. Telling me how much she loves flying…

“UH OH.”

I look up again. “What?”

“My helicopter is sinking!’

“What?” I look over, and sure enough, his little helicopter is sinking. “What’s going on?”

Wizard looks so sad. “The T-Cell Phone girl is too fat.”

I cracked up. I swear to you I was crying. “She’s not even in there! She’s not real! It’s just a commercial.”

“Nope.” He shakes his head sadly. “She’s too fat. She sank my helicopter.”

Okay the truth is that he hadn’t charged his battery enough, but he insists on blaming the the imaginary (and very tiny!) T-Cell Phone girl.

Wizard gets an A+ for imagination :-)  (And P.S. to the T-Cell Phone girl–I’m sorry! You’re NOT fat! Seriously. And Wizard still things you’re hot!)

And now, here is today’s  Candidate

What do you think, Wing Slayer Worthy?

15 comments to “Wizard and Wing Slayer Worthy”

  1. Viki S.
    January 16th, 2013 at 3:45 am · Link

    Your household must be a hoot! Wizard is too much fun. I love how that skinny model is too fat :).

    I don’t know about this guy. He’s got some attitude going on so I guess I’ll say yes – worthy.

    Have a great day :)!

  2. Kat
    January 16th, 2013 at 8:33 am · Link

    Wizard no distracting the witch while she is working. You may have to send him outside to play if he keeps distracting you. Men are such boys. :)

    I like the setting for the canidate. Can I go there and have him bring me tea and cookies and just let me relax a while.

    My husband who last year lost sight in his right eye due to complications from his diabeties now has to have the eye removed. We try to joke about him getting a glass eye that looks like a cat’s or snake’s eye or him just being a pirate with a patch, but it is hard to watch him literally losing parts of himself to the disease.

  3. Viki S.
    January 16th, 2013 at 8:49 am · Link

    Kat – I’m so sorry about your husband. I pray for him every day and will continue to do so. HUGS

  4. B.E. Sanderson
    January 16th, 2013 at 9:34 am · Link

    You and Wizard crack me up, Jen. I have no idea who the T-cell phone gal is, but still… ROFL. And yeah, that guy seems worthy enough. He needs to lose the swim trunks, though. ;o)

    OMG, I’m so sorry to hear about your husband, Kat. :hugs: My sister’s husband has diabetes bad, too, and it’s so hard for her watching him go through that. I can’t imagine.

  5. Silver James
    January 16th, 2013 at 10:19 am · Link

    I was laughing so hard over the T-Cell girl and then I hit the pic and started drooling. Dang, woman. Give a witch some warning will you? My brain pulled a muscle shifting gears. ;)

    Yes. He’s worthy. And yes, I’ve got a fangirl crush on Wiz but don’t EVER tell him!!! He’d be impossible to live with. :lol:

    Oh, Kat! I’m so sorry. Diabetes is such an insidious disease. Healing thoughts winging toward him, you, and the whole family!

  6. Jenn
    January 16th, 2013 at 11:43 am · Link

    Viki, I’m pretty sure that guy is looking at the witch sneaking up on him to take the pic :-)

    I keep Wizard around for the entertainment (plus he washes my car and puts gas in it!)

  7. Jenn
    January 16th, 2013 at 11:46 am · Link

    Oh Kat, I’m just so sorry. I wish I had words to make this better. Just know we’re all here for you. I never know which is worse–being the one going through it, or the loved ones/ caregivers who are hurting too, but also have to be supportive. I know exactly how hard the role of caregiver is. Your husband and kids are very lucky to have you.

  8. Jenn
    January 16th, 2013 at 11:48 am · Link

    B.E., I think you should talk to him about those swimming trunks :-)

    I really hope your brother in law is doing okay with his diabetes. I think it’s very easy to forget how treacherous diabetes can be.

  9. Jenn
    January 16th, 2013 at 11:51 am · Link

    Silver, sorry about the brain muscle! That was an abrupt shift. I noticed it when I was setting up the blog, but I was also cooking dinner…multitasking gets me into more trouble, LOL!

    Your secret is safe with me! :-)

  10. Kat
    January 16th, 2013 at 4:59 pm · Link

    Thank you all for the prayers and understanding.

    I count you all among my cheering section for when I need a pick me up smile and you all deliver. :-D

  11. Stephanie
    January 16th, 2013 at 9:07 pm · Link

    Wizard sounds like my father when he’s playing with his toys. He blames everything on imaginary people or “something in the eye” lol! Yesterday was horrible due to ice and snow! So many people were crashing and sliding to get the kids from school, and we had to be pushed twice- even with front wheel drive!- to pick up my niece. The weather said “flurries.” Go figure. Hope the weekend will be okay! I’m gonna have a girls’ night with a buddy of mine! :)

  12. Calista (Cele)
    January 16th, 2013 at 10:35 pm · Link

    Girl where did your witch go? I see her once in a while in my files and always think of you. Just read Forbidden Magic… tragically short…. when’s the next episode due? I can never get enough of your work.

  13. Calista (Cele)
    January 16th, 2013 at 10:35 pm · Link

    Oh, and he’s hot and brooding. Hot hot.

  14. Jenn
    January 17th, 2013 at 11:25 am · Link

    Kat, we’re all happy to be here for you. You’re always so supportive and inspiring :-)

  15. Jenn
    January 17th, 2013 at 11:27 am · Link

    Cele!!! I’ve missed you! How are you?

    My witch is still active under my Blogger identity but not WordPress one.

    Thank you so much on FORBIDDEN MAGIC! Right now I don’t know when I’ll get the next one out, I have two other series I’m launching this year that are eating up every moment of my time.

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