I’m feeling better! I wasn’t really sick, just sinuses torturing me. I had this plan to write out a “What I’ve learned blog” on Sunday, but that just didn’t happen. So I don’t know when I’ll get stated on those. Especially since the Wing Slayers have begun taking over my mind.
So as a little aside the Family (all three boys and their girls, myself and Wizard–who ignores a lot of email relying on me to read it all) were discussing on email a possible trip together in a few months. Middle Son said on this email loop, “I have to figure out what to do with Bailey.”
Special K, who already has the hotel picked out, told Middle Son that the place was dog friendly, and said, “Bailey can come with us for only $20.00 a night.”
Middle Son instantly replies, “Bailey doesn’t have a job, how can he afford $20 a night? I’ll ask him anyway…”
Special K replies “Oh don’t worry, Bailey will work to pay that off. He works as a cuddle professional and easily makes $20/hr.”
Middle Son’s Girlfriend jumps in with, “This is the only work he knows. He sleeps all day everyday!” And adds this pic:
I’m cracking up watching these emails fly through my inbox. The trip will be a quick couple day event, but with this group, I’m sure it’ll be entertaining. Of course Wizard is like, “We’re doing what???”
I simply said, “It involves wine tasting, that’s all you need to know.”
I thought I heard him mutter, “And the location of the closest emergency room.” But I chose NOT to hear that. One time, ONE TIME I tear my Achilles dancing after having a little wine and he acts like I’m a danger to myself. Okay, there was also the time I broke my little toe walking by him. Literally, I walked by, caught my toe on his shoe and broke it. Two other people SAW IT HAPPEN and couldn’t believe it.
My doctor, however, now believes me. I swear he waits for me to come in with these stories.
But I digress, there will be no emergency room visits…everyone knows I refuse to go and hide injuries until someone accidentally notices I can’t walk and my foot, leg or whatever is swollen to twice it’s normal size
But enough of that. Let’s move onto our Wednesday Worthy Candidate:
So what do you think, is he worthy?
November 12th, 2014 at 3:41 am · Link
I’m glad you’re feeling better. Sinus headaches and all that go along with them are nasty buggers. It’s good that you took the time off and rested. It’s often the only thing that works.
The Wing Slayers have taken control? That’s cool :). I’m sure they’ll let you work in everything else after a little while ;).
Your family is so much fun. It’s great that the guys have found girls that are as good at the banter as you and Wizard. They’ll all have fun lives.
But I must say – poor Bailey. He has to work off the $20/night. I think he could make a mint just posing as a cute dude ;). Where are the other dogs going to be while you’re away or do they have to get jobs too?
My house mess is STILL going on. I’m ready to spit nails. Otherwise life is good.
Have a great day :)!
November 12th, 2014 at 3:42 am · Link
Oops, forgot to say worthy.
November 12th, 2014 at 8:00 am · Link
Must be something in the fall air this year. My sinuses have been driving me nuts. (and yes, I sneezed in the middle of typing that.) My poor mom either has a cold or allergies driving her nuts in Michigan. It’s nationwide. Bleh. Get to the posts when you get to them. We’ll still be here.
You’re all so funny. And so awesome. No more spraining or breaking things, though, okay?
Yes, he’s worthy. Although, I have to say this, what is up with the messy hair thing? It seems to be all the rage, but all it does is make me want to buy them a comb. Bedhead is not sexy.
November 12th, 2014 at 8:42 am · Link
I love hearing about your family antics. I wish I could remember some of ours, because we always say we are a moving circus. Its great to have close family. You’re blessed that way.
And yes, do not break anything else! Wizard might decide a padded room would be a better place for you.
Allergies…my Wildman and Hubster suffer from them badly. I usually miss it, but here, allergies are awful on a good day.
And WORTHY! Yes! Sexy mussed hair, a bit of scruff, just enough muscle…only thing that would make him better is Tatts.
November 12th, 2014 at 9:54 am · Link
Hopefully the cold will come soon and take care of all the allergens and germs. Yes I did just say I want it to get cold. But first Jen you have to write up the WS stories so I can have something to keep me warm.
The guy is not doing it for me. Reminds me to much of someone I knew once who was outside eye candy but as soon as he opened his mouth the jerk came out.
November 12th, 2014 at 12:05 pm · Link
Viki, LOL on Bailey. As if..that dog is so spoiled. But Middle Son is a crack up. But with all the family going it does cut down on available sitters for Bailey.
The other two pups, Cookie and Corky will go with Special K’s mom. Her folks adore the pups and love having them so it works out well.
I’m not sure why but it took a while to get back into the WS world. I’m thinking Linc, the guys and the witches just didn’t trust me after I bailed on them before
Man, I don’t believe this garbage with your house. Are they even trying to make it right? What a nightmare. I’m so sorry.
November 12th, 2014 at 12:10 pm · Link
B.E., everyone I know is suffering with sinuses/allergies so I’m sure you’re right. It’s not fun for any of us.
My plan is to stay whole and healthy, LOL!
I like his hair but I get that it doesn’t work for everyone.
November 12th, 2014 at 12:12 pm · Link
Ashlynn, families are fun when they aren’t driving us out of our minds I bet you have some great stories. There’s a ton of stuff I never remember too.
Maybe he has back tats???? Although hopefully not a tramp stamp, LOL!
Hope the allergies in your area clear up too.
November 12th, 2014 at 12:14 pm · Link
Kat, I’m trying! Really. I got stuck in something, but I think I’m breaking through it now.
Oh yeah, that’s bad if he reminds you of someone you don’t care for. That totally ruins the experience. Just look at the pic of Bailey sleeping instead
November 12th, 2014 at 1:26 pm · Link
I love your family. But you know that.
Yes, he’s worthy in a messy, I-just-woke-up sort of way. And B.E.? I rather like that look. Of course Lawyer Guy shaves his head so maybe that’s why I admire the look in other males.
November 12th, 2014 at 2:31 pm · Link
Silver, aw thanks! We’re all working hard, (Umm, except The Retirement Wizard), but love to have fun when we can.
Glad you like the guy