Last night we were out late celebrating Middle Son’s Birthday, and this morning I have to leave early for a 7:30 am hair appointment. On top of that, I’m working crazy hard on edits. In fact I’m so preoccupied, I’m doing strange things — for instance, the other night after dinner I found my toothbrush neatly put away with a perfect row of toothpaste on it.
Don’t ask, I can’t explain. And given how compulsive I am about brushing my teeth, it’s even stranger.
Anyway…I think we all need a break. Time for a tension-breaking cage fight!
First up is our military hunk. He’s so tough he pierced his own nipple to intimidate his enemies. Also, he can squat like this for hours and can stare down anyone, even Chuck Norris.
And next is our a mountain man who doesn’t need gloves, he just wraps his hands in ropes and he’s ready to fight any threat — bears, sharks, alligators or men. This guy is so fearless, he wears a burlap skirt and dares anyone to challenge his manhood.
So it’s time to lay down your bets. Who do you think will win?
Hope everyone has a great weekend!
May 29th, 2015 at 7:32 am · Link
ROFL… I love your descriptions. Okay, so the toothpaste thing means you definitely need some downtime. I know I know, who’s got time for that? Good luck with the hair appt. And have an awesome weekend.
I remember the first dude! Still trying to figure out what itches on the back of his leg, I see. And what’s up with the ropes and burlap on the other guy? Biodegradable S&M? I think he’d win the cage fight, but in order to be worthy, he has to put on some ‘civilized man’ clothes. I know! He could strip them off Pensive guy after he kicks his butt.
May 29th, 2015 at 8:55 am · Link
ROFL about the toothpaste. I put the coffee pot (a stainless steel carafe my Bunn brews into) into the fridge the other day. And spend 15 minutes looking for it an hour later when I couldn’t find my coffee cup, which was still in the microwave and was now half-full of tepid soy milk. I gave up and added chocolate syrup and ice.
Cage fight. I’m wondering if military dude (and he IS a *dude*) has a pimple or something. Hrm… And mountain man? I think he gave his clothes to his heroine because he’s tough. Burlap ain’t nothin’, babe, but your delicate skin should be wrappied in my soft, warm shirt while I go kick the dude’s @$$.
Hope the hairstyle comes out gorgeous! Have a great weekend. I’m working.
May 29th, 2015 at 11:26 am · Link
B.e., seriously I can’t explain the toothpaste either. Maybe I was being super efficient and prepping for the next time I brushed my teeth?
The first guy is doing some weird stuff, I’d vote for #2 too. And yep, he should just take the burlap off
May 29th, 2015 at 11:27 am · Link
Silver LOLOL!! I’m not alone in the crazy stuff I do when I’m distracted. I know you’re on insane deadlines.
I like the idea of #2 giving up his clothes for the heroine
May 29th, 2015 at 3:14 pm · Link
Unfair question ;). I’ll go with mountain guy.
Glad you got out to celebrate with middle son. Birthday dinners are always a good time.
I do crazy things like the toothpaste incident all the time ;). It really makes you wonder doesn’t it? I got it, you prepared to save time in the evening.
Hopefully you can take a little time to relax and just let your mind rest for a bit this weekend.
Have a great one!!!
May 29th, 2015 at 8:02 pm · Link
Viki, thanks I hope you have a good weekend too!