So I just walked into a wall. That’s gonna leave a bruise. Good thing it’s my upper forearm rather than my face that took the brunt of it.
I blame Maggie.
So it’s been raining all day, and Maggie doesn’t do rain. I have to drag her out on a leash or use the trick of getting her into the car and taking her to a favorite spot. So anyway, the rain had stopped for a while and I was trying to get her to come outside with me. She jumped off her chair, came part way, then noticed it was still damp outside and turned around.
I turned to look at her and BAM, I smacked my left forearm right into the corner of the wall and sent a jolt of Ouch through much of my upper body.
Honestly, I need supervision at all times. Or I either get into trouble, chocolate or manage hurt myself. True Story.
Also, someone needs to tell Wizard to stop laughing
Speaking of blame, this weekend, Wizard announced, “Witch, you got me addicted to coffee.”
I laughed in his face. “Wizard, I’ve made the same pot of coffee the same way for three decades. For two and a half of those decades, you only drank a half cup on weekends. Think hard now, what’s changed?”
“You did it. I know you did.”
So how’s your Wednesday going?
P.S. I had a whole other ranty blog written, but when I told Wizard about it at dinner, he strongly suggested I delete it. So I did. I’m really ranty when it’s rainy and I don’t get my usual amount of exercise.
P.S.S. I’m gonna have a bruise on my arm, how can I make this Wizard’s fault? He wasn’t even in the same room…he just heard the thud. Suggestions??