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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
Honorary Witch Hunter?

Now I love our hunks, but sometimes, a witch just needs someone to cuddle up to, right?

So I nominate this guy as an honorary Wing Slayer Hunter.

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Now before you think I’ve lost my witch-sense and send out the flying monkeys to smack some sense into me, just hear me out. Sure, Pillsbury here is missing those sexy washboard abs…but look what he does have…

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So what do you think?

P. S.  If you want to make the Pillsbury Doughboy dance, go here.

Monday, March 30th, 2009
Time to Clean Windows?

This weekend was bright and sunny, and wouldn’t you know it, I noticed the windows are dirty. Maybe I could hire someone to clean them. Like say…these guys:

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Or maybe these guys:

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Who would you hire?

Friday, March 27th, 2009
Winner! And the Mailbag

Happy Friday!

small-random-house-cover2It’s time to choose the  winner of the autographed copy of BLOOD MAGIC from yesterday’s comments.

And the winner is...LYNN!

Congratulations Lynn!   Please email me at Jenniferlyonbooks@gmail.com with your mailing address.

Changing the subject here,  lets see what’s in Jen Lyon’s Mailbag…

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Dear Jen Lyon,

I’ve seen your blog with the Wing Slayer Worthy section. I would like to apply for the position. I see that you like tattoos, well have I got a tattoo for you! See the enclosed picture.

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So what do you think? Am I Wing Slayer Worthy?

Sincerely,

Pistol Pete

I was laughing too hard to reply…so I thought maybe you all could vote. What do you think? Wing Slayer Worthy?

Thursday, March 26th, 2009
Contest Witch!

Today’s drawing is for an autographed copy of BLOOD MAGIC.  The book was donated by QUILT LADY.  Thank you Quilt Lady!

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I’ve done a few interviews lately…

Witches are paranoid about these things since so many “interviews” have actually turned out to be nasty interrogations.

 

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But no worries, these were actually fun! So I thought I’d share the fun. To get into the drawing for the autographed copy of BLOOD MAGIC, answer this one question:

 

 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN WITCHES?

 

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My answer? In “real life” no. But real life is boring! I write fiction to escape real life! In fiction, I totally believe in witches and magic and a world filled with hot hunks!

 

So do you? Believe in witches?

 

I’ll randomly pick the winner and announce it on the blog Friday. Please Note that Friday’s blog will be up later than usual as I want to wait until all the comments are in before I randomly choose the winner.

 

Good luck! And tell your friends!

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Wing Slayer Worthy?

You all know about the Trouble with Trolls, right? If not, see the previous blog.  Anyway,  I decided that our blog here needed some protection.

So I’ve hired a couple guys…

and after a very careful interview,  I wonder…

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Are these guys Wing Slayer Worthy?

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009
I’m Back!

First an announcement: our very own QUILT LADY has won two autographed copies of BLOOD MAGIC, so she’s donate one to give away on this blog. We’re going to do that on THURSDAY. Come back and comment on Thursday’s blog, and you’ll be in the random drawing. I’ll announce the winner on Friday. Thank you QUILT LADY for being so generous!

Now onto today’s blog.

Some Evil Troll obviously tried to hex me. I became suspicious on Saturday evening, when I was reading and suddenly was hit with a blinding headache. It got worse, by two in the morning, it was clear that I was being hexed and my body was violently fighting back. Once I recovered enough, I began tracking down the Evil Troll in my crystal ball. I have several suspects…

Suspect Number 1

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Suspect Number 2

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Suspect Number 3

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Suspect Number 4 (and the one I’m most suspicious of…)

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Okay, witches, who do you suspect of hexing me and making me sick?

By the way, I’ve hired some protection from these Evil Trolls…come back tomorrow to see if my protection is Wing Slayer Worthy.

Monday, March 23rd, 2009
Sick Day

I’m taking a sick day today–been sick all weekend. I hope to be back chatting with you all Tuesday!

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